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self esteem! (now in 5 fantastic flavors!) by KittyStryker
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self esteem! (now in 5 fantastic flavors!)

By KittyStryker

feeling low?

feeling
down
blue
anguished
hopeless?

you may have a case
of
low
self
esteem!

> click here now! <

read my book
for tips
on how not
to depend on other people
how to solve problems
yourself
for maxium success
(link below)

> click here now! <

without a "positive thought" email
in your inbox
every day
you may never have good self esteem
you may never
succeed
and you want to succeed, don't you?
don't hesitate-

> click here now! <

self esteem is about
being yourself
who cares what others think?
but, i mean,
if you're always a bummer
you'll never have any friends
and we know what that means
no self esteem.

> click here now! <

dietary supplements
anti-depressants
daily affirmations
sacred inspirations

> click here now! <
> to feed into the fear <
> of having the fear <
> of fearing <
> being <
> ALONE <

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© 2005 Bast
Published on Tuesday, December 20, 2005.     Filed under: "Ironic" and "Poetry"
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  • lost angel On Tuesday, August 11, 2009, lost angel (23)By person wrote:

    hahaha. this was hilarious...

  • Reefer_rave On Friday, September 7, 2007, Reefer_rave (150)By person wrote:

    Can't believe I forgot to comment on this...and yes, I need the links too!

  • nell On Wednesday, March 28, 2007, nell (296)By person wrote:

    why don't the click here now links work??!!!!! oh god have mercy! i am so scared!

  • nell On Wednesday, March 28, 2007, nell (296)By person wrote:

    just my way of saying i loved it;)

  • DarkPoet On Thursday, October 5, 2006, DarkPoet (221)By person wrote:

    YES! I just had a poegasm. Scholar

  • Labitina On Thursday, August 24, 2006, Labitina (38)By person wrote:

    humorous, and ironically true. christina

  • BrokenButterflyWings On Friday, April 28, 2006, BrokenButterflyWings (35)By person wrote:

    =) very true and beautifully written... now u made me smile...

  • xserratedsoulx On Sunday, February 5, 2006, xserratedsoulx (221)By person wrote:

    ha. bookmarked. ~lauren~

  • Alanarchy On Thursday, January 26, 2006, Alanarchy (1197)By person wrote:

    I bought my self esteem on e-bay. Certificate said the former owner was Leif Garret. sweet. Nice one.

  • bloody LOVEly On Friday, January 6, 2006, bloody LOVEly (94)By person wrote:

    brings to mind system of a down lyrics- advertising causes me need for therapy!!! this just exposes the patheticness of the whole advertisement campaign. thank you for this.

  • A former member wrote: I like the way you wrote this though the concept makes me sick. Seems like any time an advertisement like this pops up the final conclusion is "You're depressed because you're different, just get rid of your individuality and you'll be fine. Act

  • A former member wrote: now and you'll get your own Stepford Wife to help celebrate that newer, better you!" Cool write:p ~Ship!

  • dismal silence On Saturday, December 24, 2005, dismal silence (15)By person wrote:

    i absolutly love this, so true and thought provoking, made me smile kinda

  • Crimson Shade On Tuesday, December 20, 2005, Crimson Shade (101)By person wrote:

    I love it - mainly beacuse i love american advertiments... they are so funny... good write though, leaves me with some interesting questions.

  • A former member wrote: hmm an anti advertisment poem yes many people do try to "cure" dependency with more dependency mostly religion though...drug companys are the worst though....tis a nice work though


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