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Insane Limericks... by SilentStalker
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Insane Limericks...

By SilentStalker

There once was a man with a hatchet
Who thought that his wifey could catch it
He threw it to check
And sliced open her neck
While making their family watch it

There once was a woman insane
Walked up to an oncoming train
We all watched in dread
As it took off her head
And sprayed us with parts of her brain

There once was a man in a park
Whose desires would not go unmarked
He captured a girl
And gave her a whirl
And buried her when it was dark.

*I will make a new one should I think of more... -Darun*

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Copyright 2003 Darun Ferguson
Published on Saturday, September 27, 2003.     Filed under: "Horror" and "Poetry"
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  • Candy Hart On Wednesday, December 5, 2012, Candy Hart (35)By person wrote:

    Made me crack up in the first two, and the last gave it at all creep vibe- brilliant!

  • Dreaming in Stanzas On Tuesday, February 7, 2012, Dreaming in Stanzas (381)By person wrote:

    Ah, the memories. Love this one!

  • DarkAsh On Wednesday, January 11, 2012, DarkAsh (65)By person wrote:

    ha! That's awesome. Choppin' up women, I love it!

  • littlewing On Thursday, June 16, 2011, littlewing (18)By person wrote:

    this is crazy! i love it (:

  • Artanis On Saturday, January 1, 2011, Artanis (62)By person wrote:

    insanely good:)

  • Dreaming in Stanzas On Monday, May 17, 2010, Dreaming in Stanzas (381)By person wrote:

    oohhh i love this! creepy, witty, funny....great combo :)

  • Err0r On Sunday, July 15, 2007, Err0r (379)By person wrote:

    Hahaha I like the last one the best. :D So clever.

  • Chimauron On Sunday, January 16, 2005, Chimauron (93)By person wrote:

    Dear god, man. Just when we all thought it was safe...

  • AbjectColloquialist On Tuesday, January 11, 2005, AbjectColloquialist (34)By person wrote:

    W00t! A fellow Limericist! or... Limericker...orrr... Limermacher.. whatever, good to see Im not alone.

  • IceDragoness On Monday, November 15, 2004, IceDragoness (207)By person wrote:

    limericks are the greatness, I wish I could write them this well, lol. ~Dawn

  • murder_in_clubland On Tuesday, October 19, 2004, murder_in_clubland (439)By person wrote:

    I Love this. it rocks ~ss

  • A former member wrote: lmao this was great shizzle. i just recently picked up a book of limericks from the library, and though there were some really good ones in there, these were much better.

  • A former member wrote: twisted man...twisted...but in a good cold way

  • AlluringDescent_darkbride On Monday, September 29, 2003, AlluringDescent_darkbride (641)By person wrote:

    silly limericks.

  • Crystal Passion On Sunday, September 28, 2003, Crystal Passion (226)By person wrote:

    awww Darun you entertain me XD -kRYz

  • GothicBlack On Saturday, September 27, 2003, GothicBlack (215)By person wrote:

    HEHEHE, now those made me laugh. thank you i needed that. They're wonderfuly twisted. ~gothic~

  • IceDragoness On Saturday, September 27, 2003, IceDragoness (207)By person wrote:

    this is one of those things you laugh at and think 'damn thats sick' the whole time lol i love them ~Dawn

  • yslehc On Saturday, September 27, 2003, yslehc (351)By person wrote:

    good job lol made me laugh

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