A Question on Anal Probing

~ The Lipstick Factor ~

alien abductions
always seem to involve
anal probing

what is it they hope to find?
or is it just that
we have our heads so far up our asses
it's the most direct route
to what's on our mind?

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On Tuesday, November 17, 2009, elisa (1892) wrote:

can't blame them for Trying to find intelligent life. haha i like the bend of your brain. *smiles*
On Tuesday, November 17, 2009, DarkPoet (258) wrote:

Oh yes... brilliant
On Saturday, June 14, 2008, freudian-slip (342) wrote:

*recalls fond memories of southpark*
On Friday, June 13, 2008, AdrianJ (43) wrote:

I love this! I hate to admit this but...I believe I've been trumped... Excellent, excellent work!
On Friday, June 13, 2008, The Lipstick Factor (749) wrote:

*bows* Thank you, that's high praise.
A former member wrote: Bizarre how we are all curious as to what this 'poem' is about, dont you think??? ...Spirit
On Friday, June 13, 2008, veingo (458) wrote:

Thanks. I needed a good laugh. ^V^
On Friday, June 13, 2008, Narcissa (752) wrote:

Hahaha...This was great!
On Friday, June 13, 2008, A Better Way To Die (265) wrote:

Hilarious! I used to figure that the abductees had a latent anal fetish that manfested itself with these bizarre halucinations of abductions. Maybe there was something to it.
On Friday, June 13, 2008, Bluegirl (213) wrote:

OMG. *finger snaps* AMAZING!
On Thursday, June 12, 2008, blue (1605) wrote:

I don't know if this is true, but I heard it from reliable ninja sources, they are looking for the seventh dimension.
On Thursday, June 12, 2008, MoonishBunny (719) wrote:

omg thats awesome. ^_^ *huggles*
On Thursday, June 12, 2008, siGht in toucH (448) wrote:

hah :D true -symph-
On Thursday, June 12, 2008, Dancing_Monkey (1550) wrote:

They can trace back what you've been eating like a year back or more I'm told.. *Decides to take the write seriusly* And I think that they know where our heads are, seeing how we are theyre creation.
On Thursday, June 12, 2008, Mars (716) wrote:

ahahaha! i love this! this is amazing. and i think that our heads are really FAR up our asses so they have to dig it out. thats why ppl who were abducterd, they're usually smarter.... -mars