A baby (Longer version)

A baby, a baby,
Lying in its crib.
Such a pretty baby,
Strung up by his bib.
Silly little baby,
Playing with the cat.
Precious little baby,
Hit it with a bat.
Tiny, funny baby,
Playing with a ball.
Laughing little baby,
Nail it to the wall.
Stinky little baby,
Such a wicked stench.
Yucky little baby,
Beat it with a wrench.
Jumping little baby,
Chewing on a star.
Fleshy little baby,
Pop it with a car.
Bouncy little baby,
Drop it on its head.
Stupid ugly baby,
Making sure its dead.
Rolly-polly baby,
Drowning in a crick.
Screaming little baby,
Poke it with a stick.
Puffy little baby,
Laying on the shore.
Now I'm out of babies,
I guess I'll make some more

• On Friday, February 22, 2008, denver nitze (410) wrote:
  
  down with babies. aren't they just so cute you want to puke? creative and bold. nice write.
  
  
• On Friday, February 22, 2008, Dommi (109) wrote:
  
  this was awesome.. cannot stop laughing XD
  
  
• On Thursday, February 21, 2008, Lawless Fighter (40) wrote:
  
  Thank you all for sound appreciation for insanity. . .it is so strongly discouraged elsewhere i would hope some would find peace with it somewhere
  
  
• On Thursday, February 21, 2008, Liz (339) wrote:
  
  I loved the first version - thanks for more.
  
  
• On Thursday, February 21, 2008, The Prophet Untold (523) wrote:
  
  Hahhaa. Triumphant!... I was never here.
  
  
• On Thursday, February 21, 2008, Echoes of Orpheus (693) wrote:
  
  hahaha this was pure evil. And yet hilarious at the same time. Nice work Lawless *salutes*
  
  
• On Thursday, February 21, 2008, Lawless Fighter (40) wrote:
  
  Thank you very much for the commendments. . I will certainly pass them along to the voices in my head. . .This was written while i was waiting for my AP English class to finish their ungodly tests. . .this and my rage poem against my ex >_< heh