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I might be a dick, but if you don't let me fuck this asshole you and I will both end up covered in shit. Or just smell a lot.



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You can check out music I've made, satirical stick figure toons, the cover band I play drums for, plus any other websites that float my gravy boat. Eventually there should be a few flash animations to show off as well...



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TheBardOfBlasphemy's Works

Lyrics (Erotica)	2009-04-20	The Titty Ditty
Lyrics (Horror)	2009-03-21	Titanium Assault
Lyrics (Horror)	2009-02-25	Fists of stone (mp3)
Lyrics (Political)	2008-11-04	Arctic Combustion (mp3)
Lyrics (Comedy)	2008-07-23	your blog, my bog... (animated using flash)
Lyrics (Comedy)	2008-07-17	lost my pants
Lyrics (Horror)	2008-07-04	Welcome to hell (death metal mp3)
Lyrics (Comedy)	2008-06-14	the yeti stole my girlfriend
Poetry (Political)	2005-03-06	this mangled, rotting world....
Poetry (Reflective)	2005-03-06	Madness X
Poetry (Political)	2005-03-06	The Incontinence of Continents
Short Story (Horror)	2004-03-06	A tough job...
Poetry (Philosophical)	1999-03-06	The Number of the Beast
Other (Comedy)	2005-08-26	CONSPIRACY NEWS... The Six-Out you never knew
Other (Comedy)	2005-08-24	CONSPIRACY NEWS... 'The DaVinci Code' secrets revealed
Other (Comedy)	2005-08-17	MUSIC NEWS... Interview with the Backstreet Boys
Other (Comedy)	2005-08-09	MOVIE NEWS... Russel Crowe stars in Deep Shit
Other (Comedy)	2005-08-08	SCIENCE NEWS... why men like boobs
Poetry (Ironic)	2004-03-06	The Perfect Poem
Poetry (Reflective)	2001-03-06	Aren't you?
Poetry (Depressed)	2001-03-06	VOICES No.5
Poetry (Depressed)	2002-03-06	Happiness
Poetry (Horror)	2002-03-06	Madness IV

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