It Must Suck To Be You.

----------------------------------Disclaimer------------------------------------- This is only what I hear when I listen to this piece, not what I want the author to hear.-Draven
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I liken it to a dog's ugly turd,
Your ugly attempts to repeat what you've heard.

Walk on home-boy,
Before I make you my bitch,
your simple mind, I'll destroy.

You'll be sorry you ever got in the fight.
You'll find out, real quick, these big dogs can bite.

Why don't you go fuck yourself?
Your about as gay as an Elf.

Go home little boy,
your wife needs her toy.

Go back to what you have found you do best.
Relating the humor you find in the word ,breasts.

Cause now you've gone and fucked up,
It's time to school, this dumb harmless pup.
(just kidding)

• On Saturday, July 4, 2009, humanityimpaled (156) wrote:
  
  Thank you for this.You're trading elves for gnomes was an interesting twist for me.The vibe is very much there. But...breasts...I'm very much an ass man,good sir.;)
  
  
• On Friday, July 3, 2009, disposable (161) wrote:
  
  ouch! but i love the line about wife and toy. lol