once in a very far away land (2 feet away from you)
there was once an egg... a very strange egg if you will
it was...WHITE!!!! dun dunn dunnn!!

so you watched this weird,white egg. all of a sudden, you think it moves... you get scared.so you watch more intently. only to find that it was all in your head. it's always all in your head...or is it? v.V

you hear a crack. that was you falling while standing up completely still and hitting your head on the egg.
(eeeewwww!!!!)
so now what? you ask yourself.
i'll answer that for you.

you have not gotten up. you hear your heartbeat. no-it is the eggs heartbeat. you think "it's alive!!! and it's gonna eat me!!! no!!! ..."an egg is gonna eat you?v.V" your logic comes in. so you try and calm down.

the egg starts to crack..or hatch. you expect to see something beautiful..

why? i don't know. has anything been beautiful in this story for you?...

so..now your mood changes. you expect something horrible. a huge giant turkey like the one from scooby-doo. your logic, "you expect a 200 feet giant from a 2 inch egg? o.O" you, "like, yeah!"

so, the suspense is over. a cute little stallion...yes, stallion...gallops inside the egg...yes, inside. sheesh! stop questioning my story!!! *ahem*

so, you stare in bewilderment. O_O... like that. the stallion completely ignores you. i mean, c'mon, it's YOU. so...it is just galloping. you wonder how it can be so small... kinda reminds you of your own brain "how can it be so small?"---anyway...all of a sudden...it STOPS!!! BAM! BOOM! (no explosion, just spesho effects)you fall back from the--no wait, you never got up. so...u just stare. and it stares back at you. you see something in it's eyes...your reflection! duh! it's looking at you!! sheesh...

so you run and hide...never to see the stallion again or the egg...






moral of the story: don't stand next to weird, white eggs that are in a very far away land (2 feet away)....

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