Chicago, it's a dangerous place. Especially when you have these two out on the prowl for beer and preschoolers.
As you can see, the two quickly found a way to fulfill both of these needs. Markus was so happy that he lost his pants.
The two were so happy. They carried their alcohol in their fancy ice chest and headed back to let the gay fun begin.
But what is this? They return to the hotel only to find Matt and Joanna in the bed together. Oh the drama!
The two were more shocked to see the room filled with spectators. Kitty looked slightly uneasy at the spectacle that was taking place before her.
Thorn was being...well, thorny. If you catch my drift.
Sharon then started to strip to get the attention pointed at her. No one likes a grumpy Sharon.
Markus decided to join the festivities, being Markus and all.
Joanna was upset at the happenings, and blamed it all on Matt. The only way to deal with this problem obviously was a beating.
And then Matt was sent to the corner for the remainder of the night.
For the safety of everyone involved, more pictures are withheld. I hope you enjoy.
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