tight jeans of the dumbest generation

~ serotonin lost ~

I might be old fasion but where did the mid-length skirt go?
replaced by jeans that no longer allow the blood to flow
g-strings half way up your back, where is the rest?
where did the shapely hips go? where are your breasts?

whats wrong with a woman who has a few curves?
when i see your rib cage my stomach curds
crack whore makeup with disgusting skin
i have seen grey hounds that aren't as thin

but it gets worse when i see a bloke
with make up and pink shirts, i almost choke
more time on there hair then ever before
all i do is shake my head before i walk out the door!

even the men have low cut jeans on
did i miss something? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
when did the women turn into sluts?
when did the men loose there guts?

when did the ugg boots become a fasion?
when did 'pascal' become a sensation?
when did men loose there balls
when did ladies start showing it all?

give me a woman with love handles to hold
when she sits down her belly may fold
a girl that when held wont snap in half
one that doesn't fit in the plug hole of the bath

give me a boy that doesn't brush his hair
who will do something stupid for a dare
give me a mn who i can count as a fact
that if i'm in a fight, he'll have my back

i miss the days when i could walk around, and not feel weird for wearing a singlet and jeans...
i miss the days when i had to spend weeks with a girl to see her body...
i'm sick of this lost group of fools that follow the so called "fasion"

i'll stick to my bonds underwear.

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On Friday, May 1, 2009, Chaos God (116) wrote:

Lock And Load Brother, Bring Back Metallica. Its Time Now, Seek And Destroy.
On Friday, April 17, 2009, Prophint (21) wrote:

ugh, ugg boots. The generation is whoring itself out, men are becoming women, and women are becoming whores. Anyone with balls could step in and just take the whole fucking world! Walk up to one of these preps and tell them to gut a dead boar. they'll throw up in it, and ruin your dinner. Men don't wear pink, they're just ushering in anarchy. Fuck the Disney slaves, fuck the mindwashed bastards. I remember when 'Survival of the Fittest' didn't mean 'survival of the fattest' Fuck this whole shitty world.
On Thursday, March 27, 2008, denver nitze (410) wrote:

amen. fuck fashion. i'm tired of lookin like a plumber everytime i sit down too. very nice write. *cheers* ~ta~
On Thursday, February 14, 2008, freudian-slip (342) wrote:

one that doesn't fit in the plug hole of a bath. i love the visuals. g
On Monday, October 29, 2007, Mari (529) wrote:

nice. real nice :)
A former member wrote: hey dude go the prom queen
On Sunday, August 19, 2007, Miss Dahlia (209) wrote:

sweet
On Wednesday, November 8, 2006, wicked flesh (27) wrote:

As a somewhat curvy but kind of skinny stuck in the middle, sweatshirt wearing, and old fashioned dating type of gal, I applaud this sentiment.
On Wednesday, June 7, 2006, MindRape (715) wrote:

I love this piece of poetry. Not actually for what is said in it so much as how it is said and that it comes from a young American male perspective. That in itself is astounding today in society. Most of them are greedy for the whores.
On Wednesday, June 7, 2006, MindRape (715) wrote:

However what i love the most about this piece is the pure, raw, passion. And you can feel it when you read this. You can tell you were inspired to write this from your own voice and not some bandwagon to buy creedance to get laid easier. Its a beautiful t
On Wednesday, June 7, 2006, MindRape (715) wrote:

thing to taste another's passion...even if its just a drop in the bucket you'll eventually fill in time
On Thursday, July 6, 2006, serotonin lost (217) wrote:

only one issue is i'm Australian
On Monday, June 5, 2006, Astra Dei (586) wrote:

Splendid! Ive been waiting so long for someone somewhere to say it.
On Monday, June 5, 2006, Velvet_Raventon (654) wrote:

That was so funny and some comments are priceless (yes I'm talking about you Kitty!). I have to do add it to my favs! I agree with some points, disagree with some other ones. But it's a great work =) ~V.
On Sunday, June 4, 2006, ColourGod (60) wrote:

rightly written. "give me a woman with love handles to hold when she sits down her belly may fold " my sediments exactly.
On Tuesday, May 16, 2006, Dancing_Monkey (1550) wrote:

Bahahahaha
On Monday, January 23, 2006, Nail Bunny (184) wrote:

That is fucking amazing... i love this... so very true, you have captured a generation in a few simple lines
On Sunday, October 23, 2005, Dysphoria (144) wrote:

I love you, and I love this. -Justina