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I might be old fasion but where did the mid-length skirt go?
replaced by jeans that no longer allow the blood to flow
g-strings half way up your back, where is the rest?
where did the shapely hips go? where are your breasts?

whats wrong with a woman who has a few curves?
when i see your rib cage my stomach curds
crack whore makeup with disgusting skin
i have seen grey hounds that aren't as thin

but it gets worse when i see a bloke
with make up and pink shirts, i almost choke
more time on there hair then ever before
all i do is shake my head before i walk out the door!

even the men have low cut jeans on
did i miss something? WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
when did the women turn into sluts?
when did the men loose there guts?

when did the ugg boots become a fasion?
when did 'pascal' become a sensation?
when did men loose there balls
when did ladies start showing it all?

give me a woman with love handles to hold
when she sits down her belly may fold
a girl that when held wont snap in half
one that doesn't fit in the plug hole of the bath

give me a boy that doesn't brush his hair
who will do something stupid for a dare
give me a mn who i can count as a fact
that if i'm in a fight, he'll have my back

i miss the days when i could walk around, and not feel weird for wearing a singlet and jeans...
i miss the days when i had to spend weeks with a girl to see her body...
i'm sick of this lost group of fools that follow the so called "fasion"

i'll stick to my bonds underwear.



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On Thursday March 27th, 2008, tangeled (579) writes:
amen. fuck fashion. i'm tired of lookin like a plumber everytime i sit down too. very nice write. *cheers* ~ta~


On Thursday February 14th, 2008, the-rapist (304) writes:
one that doesn't fit in the plug hole of a bath. i love the visuals. g


On Monday October 29th, 2007, Zen (670) writes:
nice. real nice :)


On Wednesday August 29th, 2007, An Expired Member (4) writes:
hey dude go the prom queen


On Sunday August 19th, 2007, TimeBomb (95) writes:
sweet


On Wednesday November 8th, 2006, wicked flesh (33) writes:
As a somewhat curvy but kind of skinny stuck in the middle, sweatshirt wearing, and old fashioned dating type of gal, I applaud this sentiment.


On Wednesday June 7th, 2006, MindRape (875) writes:
I love this piece of poetry. Not actually for what is said in it so much as how it is said and that it comes from a young American male perspective. That in itself is astounding today in society. Most of them are greedy for the whores.


On Wednesday June 7th, 2006, MindRape (875) writes:
However what i love the most about this piece is the pure, raw, passion. And you can feel it when you read this. You can tell you were inspired to write this from your own voice and not some bandwagon to buy creedance to get laid easier. Its a beautiful t


On Wednesday June 7th, 2006, MindRape (875) writes:
thing to taste another's passion...even if its just a drop in the bucket you'll eventually fill in time


On Thursday July 6th, 2006, serotonin lost (223) writes:
only one issue is i'm Australian


On Monday June 5th, 2006, Astra Dei (655) writes:
Splendid! Ive been waiting so long for someone somewhere to say it.


On Monday June 5th, 2006, Velvet_Raventon (657) writes:
That was so funny and some comments are priceless (yes I'm talking about you Kitty!). I have to do add it to my favs! I agree with some points, disagree with some other ones. But it's a great work =) ~V.


On Sunday June 4th, 2006, ColourGod (26) writes:
rightly written. "give me a woman with love handles to hold when she sits down her belly may fold " my sediments exactly.


On Tuesday May 16th, 2006, Dancing_Monkey (1798) writes:
Bahahahaha


On Monday January 23rd, 2006, Nail Bunny (229) writes:
That is fucking amazing... i love this... so very true, you have captured a generation in a few simple lines


On Sunday October 23rd, 2005, StarBright (174) writes:
I love you, and I love this. -Justina


On Saturday October 22nd, 2005, Adaml (243) writes:
This fits my generation quite well. And yes it is disgusting. I can also see the teens and people in there 20's have gone the other way to, (fat America.) this is just as bad, but I love this poem… It calls for book marks!...


On Saturday October 22nd, 2005, Adaml (243) writes:
And I agree with you we should have to spend time before we see it all or even most of it... =)


On Saturday October 22nd, 2005, Solace (1435) writes:
You said bloke in a poem...now i feel dumb...so so odd to see bloke...*giggles like a school girl* make fasion on the second last line, fascion and this will be perfect!


On Saturday October 22nd, 2005, serotonin lost (223) writes:
i'm a yobbo, *cries in the corner*


On Saturday October 22nd, 2005, An Expired Member (8) writes:
give me a woman with love handles to hold when she sits down her belly may fold a girl that when held wont snap in half one that doesn't fit in the plug hole of the bath wow, i hate it so much i fucking adore those couple lines. fucking good s


On Saturday October 22nd, 2005, PoeticHellion (258) writes:
I agree. I couldn't have said it better myself.


On Saturday October 22nd, 2005, Inevitability (645) writes:
I've known plenty of guys who could kick ass and still look good in eyeliner. I agree, starving yourself to be skinny is disgusting and women's bodies come in all types, but fat can be just as disgusting as ribs.


On Saturday October 22nd, 2005, Inevitability (645) writes:
It's being healthy and being who you are that's important, no matter what that might be..


On Saturday October 22nd, 2005, serotonin lost (223) writes:
don't getr me wrong.. i've been known to wear eye-liner with my cloak, but i don't like lip gloss and foundation on a guy...


On Monday October 24th, 2005, StarBright (174) writes:
I do.


On Saturday October 22nd, 2005, Bast (1008) writes:
Agreed! Men in skirts and women in combat boots- I love it. While I agree that whore-chic has gone too far, I disagree that metrosexuality is bad. I like my men to wash their balls, do the dishes, and be considerate.


On Saturday October 22nd, 2005, AniDayz (1331) writes:
oh my goodness...this is *best*---ohhh, i can not tell you how simply wonderful this is---how much i truly enjoyed this. this is such truth, *fabulous* an instant fave. bravo.a-fuckingmen



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