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self esteem! (now in 5 fantastic flavors!)

feeling low?

feeling
down
blue
anguished
hopeless?

you may have a case
of
low
self
esteem!

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read my book
for tips
on how not
to depend on other people
how to solve problems
yourself
for maxium success
(link below)

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without a "positive thought" email
in your inbox
every day
you may never have good self esteem
you may never
succeed
and you want to succeed, don't you?
don't hesitate-

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self esteem is about
being yourself
who cares what others think?
but, i mean,
if you're always a bummer
you'll never have any friends
and we know what that means
no self esteem.

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dietary supplements
anti-depressants
daily affirmations
sacred inspirations

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> to feed into the fear <
> of having the fear <
> of fearing <
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On Friday September 7th, 2007, Reefer_rave (234) writes:

Can't believe I forgot to comment on this...and yes, I need the links too!

On Wednesday March 28th, 2007, nell (328) writes:

why don't the click here now links work??!!!!! oh god have mercy! i am so scared!

On Wednesday March 28th, 2007, nell (328) writes:

just my way of saying i loved it;)

On Thursday October 5th, 2006, DarkPoet (225) writes:

YES! I just had a poegasm.

On Thursday August 24th, 2006, Labitina (46) writes:

humorous, and ironically true. christina

On Friday April 28th, 2006, BrokenButterflyWings (31) writes:

=) very true and beautifully written... now u made me smile...

On Sunday February 5th, 2006, xserratedsoulx (279) writes:

ha. bookmarked. ~lauren~

On Thursday January 26th, 2006, Alanarchy (1611) writes:

I bought my self esteem on e-bay. Certificate said the former owner was Leif Garret. sweet. Nice one.

On Friday January 6th, 2006, bloody LOVEly (103) writes:

brings to mind system of a down lyrics- advertising causes me need for therapy!!! this just exposes the patheticness of the whole advertisement campaign. thank you for this.

On Saturday December 31st, 2005, Velvet_Raventon (675) writes:

Most ads and spam e-mails are for women to lose weight and men to get larger penises. It's sad, really sad. Please keep posting! ~V.

On Friday December 30th, 2005, Urban Shipwreck (991) writes:

I like the way you wrote this though the concept makes me sick. Seems like any time an advertisement like this pops up the final conclusion is "You're depressed because you're different, just get rid of your individuality and you'll be fine. Act

On Friday December 30th, 2005, Urban Shipwreck (991) writes:

now and you'll get your own Stepford Wife to help celebrate that newer, better you!" Cool write:p ~Ship!

On Saturday December 24th, 2005, dismal silence (20) writes:

i absolutly love this, so true and thought provoking, made me smile kinda

On Tuesday December 20th, 2005, Crimson Shade (116) writes:

I love it - mainly beacuse i love american advertiments... they are so funny... good write though, leaves me with some interesting questions.

On Tuesday December 20th, 2005, Alec Pure (334) writes:

hmm an anti advertisment poem yes many people do try to "cure" dependency with more dependency mostly religion though...drug companys are the worst though....tis a nice work though

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