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a list from a loser

i am decidedly uncool.

i am a Goth who wears colors.
i am on the West Coast but i don't smoke pot.
i am responsible and on time.
i have a job.
i LIKE my job.
i have planned for my future.
i have no desire for substance abuse.
i like to schedule my time.
i ask my lover if it's ok if i fuck someone else, instead of assuming/cheating.
i prefer reading books to watching tv.
i rarely play video games.
i don't hang out with people who use drugs often.
i don't compare my lovers and make them feel like my love is a competition they stand to win or lose.
i don't wear what's trendy... i wear what fits.
i don't tend to drink.
when i do drink, i never get trashed.
i am not up on the latest indie music.
i don't go to concerts.
i don't believe in Satan.
i care about politics enough to vote.
i don't go to parties where the cops need to come by.
i have sex maybe twice a week.

yes.
i am definitely not cool.
but you know what?
i'm ok with that.

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On Tuesday August 14th, 2007, Reefer_rave (229) writes:

Wonderfully done

On Friday October 27th, 2006, HalfDarkAngel (94) writes:

this is amazing. i love "i am a goth who wears colors" this is great.

On Monday October 24th, 2005, Adaml (249) writes:

i love this... it is me (most of the time i would be the teen edition)...but i do care sometimes, which is too bad,and hurts me more then it should... like i said i love this write ~Adam

On Thursday June 16th, 2005, vaultgrl (236) writes:

.....wish I wasn't cool too....great write

On Saturday April 30th, 2005, SilentStalker (1360) writes:

...all I'm wondering is, is it still twice a week...?

On Sunday February 27th, 2005, flying_fox (769) writes:

You are too kool for skool kitty. You are gorgeous and wonderful and talented and wickedly creative and fun. I could go on...

On Sunday February 27th, 2005, flying_fox (769) writes:

P.S: It took me a while to realise I wasn't cool... I kinda realised that all my favourite people in the world were nerds of some kind or another. Then it hit me - I'm a nerd too. :)

On Thursday February 17th, 2005, Green-eyed Raven (69) writes:

you know what, this is me, too... Im not cool either. *Raven*

On Saturday January 29th, 2005, Sticky Kitty (321) writes:

lol made me smile thank you for sharing -kitty

On Tuesday December 7th, 2004, urbanhumility (1348) writes:

i love you basty poo..............urban

On Tuesday December 7th, 2004, An Expired Member (35) writes:

6you are a loser. just kidding. nice ending. i feel like i know you a little, which more than i get from most people's poetry here

On Wednesday December 1st, 2004, An Expired Member (16) writes:

Very, very awesome. You're the first person I've (sorta met) that doesn't believe in Satan, you know what? Neither do I! Love it!

On Sunday November 7th, 2004, rondant (76) writes:

nice list...I am you...Ronda

On Wednesday September 15th, 2004, BleedSilver (374) writes:

I am a dork. I sit in my room, work, or hang out and wathc movies all day. And I am cool with that.

On Wednesday September 15th, 2004, DarkWolf (447) writes:

Add me(us) to your list of 'losers' Bast. At 90%, at least, and then some you didn't list as well. *smiles* -Michael

On Tuesday September 14th, 2004, MelvinOliverDrauma (553) writes:

loser is such a harsh word I'd rather be called dork or deeb or nerd or point dexter or Saul yes Saul I think I'd like to be a Saul -Saul

On Monday August 23rd, 2004, Alacer_Cogitatus (193) writes:

nicely put. A_C

On Saturday July 24th, 2004, Soulseeker (120) writes:

Maybe we are all losers then.. this is everyone except the poeple that lie to themselves.

On Wednesday July 14th, 2004, An Expired Member (27) writes:

brilliant...

On Friday July 2nd, 2004, Markus Porkwing (714) writes:

I am a loser. A smart loser.

On Thursday June 24th, 2004, Bast (899) writes:

i have to admit- i am delighted to see how many losers are here with me. i love you all. ::group hug::

On Tuesday June 22nd, 2004, Rebirth (81) writes:

If that describes a loser, I want to live in your world. Just because you described one loser I would love to hang out with.

On Wednesday June 23rd, 2004, Bast (899) writes:

yaaaay!

On Monday June 21st, 2004, Drea (937) writes:

i never realized how uncool I was til I read this. *giggles* Damn it I'm proud of my uncoolness. Kitty your the best. *fav*

On Monday June 21st, 2004, Raven (378) writes:

um I got 19 out of 22... Losers unite! _Raven

On Monday June 21st, 2004, NikesRain (1503) writes:

You are superb.

On Saturday June 19th, 2004, Lydia Jade (790) writes:

welcome to the club you can be vice president

On Saturday June 19th, 2004, Rain In The Willows (858) writes:

hey i liked this...i do alot of that stuff...but so much...im denfinatly ot punctual...lol loser..HAH BULL! kya

On Saturday June 19th, 2004, Velvet_Raventon (702) writes:

Oh lol that's almost me!! And I am proud of it =D It definitly has a place in my favs! ~V.

On Sunday June 20th, 2004, Bast (899) writes:

On Friday June 18th, 2004, murder_in_clubland (497) writes:

this list sounds like me~ss

On Friday June 18th, 2004, braindeadpoet (127) writes:

Definately not a loser...my kind of girl...

On Friday June 18th, 2004, Twilight (2102) writes:

i think i just fell in love with you.

On Friday June 18th, 2004, Choronzon (235) writes:

You're awesome.

On Friday June 18th, 2004, An Expired Member (32) writes:

I LOVE IT! I don't like to fit one catogorey either. ' A goth wears colors'... i do that, lol. this is the best! -Lauren

On Friday June 18th, 2004, Trapped_with_Insanity (131) writes:

Truth--what ever I read speaks nothing but truth. I love reading your work! Great job!

On Friday June 18th, 2004, nell (328) writes:

ROFl the cool are sheep are they not kitty? i should say too, that recently you seem to have found a peace inside, you seem much more calm, stable, always a pleasure to read you

On Friday June 18th, 2004, Bast (899) writes:

i AM much happier and stable. calm. yes. i can BREATHE now.

On Friday June 18th, 2004, Syn (82) writes:

AWESOME Bast!I hate to think I fit into any catagory.They say you need to be this way or that To be not trendy Is that being trendy, bending yourself to be a part of a group? I am a bit Goth,Grunge,Hippie and whatever else. I am ME! Great write!

On Friday June 18th, 2004, Johny_D_Lewis (607) writes:

Bast, you're one of the coolest people around!! What are you talking about?? *confused* ^_^ Besides, it makes you a smart person like Nigtingale said *wonders why today I seem to agree with Nightingale a lot*

On Friday June 18th, 2004, Midnight Shadow (90) writes:

But, of course, in my opinion, doing everything responsibly doesn't make you a loser, it makes you a better person all-around. Loved this, it was honest and straight-forward. ~Midnight

On Friday June 18th, 2004, Nightingale (555) writes:

<3 you're the smartest of us all.

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