You can drop dead
and I'll charge your family for an extra large casket
than after it's over I'll cut your legs off
shove you in something smaller
and put the coffin back in my display case

I drew a diagram of a vagina
on your mother's face in lipstick
demonstrating pleasure to a coworker
then wiped it off
and embalmed her

We lost the body on the highway
stuffed the coffin with bricks
and told them the burns were so bad
the funeral could only be closed casket

His heart fell on the floor
and got stepped on
so we took another one from a dead Doe
and everyone wondered why a 16 year old had an organ marked by strokes

Sometimes one of us likes to fuck 'em
so we'll pump his cock full of embalming fluid
until it stands straight and hard
than when we're finished
drain all of it out and tell the wife
"We're sorry for your loss"
 

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