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The Truth About DP! (GPhD's Must Read!)

DP stands for double penetration.
This is when a chick has both holes plugged by some guys who like it when their balls touch.
Now if the chick was also giving a BJ to the third guy behind the curtains, say, then she would be considered a Chinese finger trap.
This is the world we live in people...

SO DONT TAKE IT UP THE ASS
AND
IF YOU DO
DON'T TAKE IT SITTING DOWN!

***I'm Not Really Sure Why I Wrote This But Who Cares.***

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On Friday June 2nd, 2006, veingo (589) writes:

hahahahahehehaha! ^V^

On Friday June 2nd, 2006, the_dark_side (15) writes:

wow......take ur meds por favor......lol good write though

On Friday August 12th, 2005, InsipidTouch (42) writes:

Haha, that's great.

On Saturday June 25th, 2005, Sticky Kitty (321) writes:

lovely -kitty

On Saturday May 21st, 2005, Litteratus (73) writes:

lol interesting, but are you sure you want this to be your "must read?"

On Tuesday March 8th, 2005, blue (1751) writes:

hhmmmm. ok, takes notes...ok, got it. hmm. I'll have to experiment tonite. Thanks for the info. ;P ~b

On Tuesday March 8th, 2005, Sin (1642) writes:

ummm.......yeah

On Tuesday March 8th, 2005, The Crimson Queen (1248) writes:

..nice one...*walks away slowly*

On Saturday December 25th, 2004, Solace (1424) writes:

This happened to me once in an alleyway...I learnt that eating biscuits is a good thing...

On Wednesday November 10th, 2004, Zhee (640) writes:

?????!!!!

On Tuesday November 9th, 2004, Twilight (2102) writes:

huh!? *runs away*

On Tuesday November 9th, 2004, manywalks (950) writes:

Chinese finger trap, ohhhhh, so that's what its called. I so love the wrapped little detours from time to time, they keep the journey interesting. ~ wen

On Tuesday November 9th, 2004, manywalks (950) writes:

I think meant warped not wrapped, a wee bit of difference there.

On Tuesday November 9th, 2004, glasshouse (802) writes:

I'm disturbed... and somehow intrigued... a little grossed out but slightly turned on. You rock my world... *kiss* -Glass

On Tuesday November 9th, 2004, Lydia Jade (789) writes:

lmao....now i know everything

On Tuesday November 9th, 2004, Delphoid-Q (255) writes:

Hum... Perhaps... *Bursts out laughing*.

On Tuesday November 9th, 2004, MelvinOliverDrauma (553) writes:

You forgot about the DVDA

On Tuesday November 9th, 2004, Johny_D_Lewis (607) writes:

any girls here into that hehe

On Tuesday November 9th, 2004, Six-Out (1825) writes:

That gave me a chubby.

On Tuesday November 9th, 2004, Dancing_Monkey (1847) writes:

:OD *dances madly around and tryes to hit the fav button*

On Tuesday November 9th, 2004, blbhd (22) writes:

lol funny

On Tuesday November 9th, 2004, evolve (2231) writes:

*bursts out laughing*

On Tuesday November 9th, 2004, evolve (2231) writes:

By the way, shouldn't this be 18 and older? ...in other words, I shouldn't have read this. *wink*

On Tuesday November 9th, 2004, Dancing_Monkey (1847) writes:

LOL

On Tuesday November 9th, 2004, evolve (2231) writes:

*grins*

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