''Killing for dummies vol. 1.''


(This is just for fun, it is not to be taken seriously)


Step 1…
Walk around a semi-crowded place,
Filled with lots of people as choices…
Find the perfect person…
Then follow them…

Step 2..
Stay outside house and watch..
Find out information like:
Who lives with them?
What time they go to work?
Is there a security system?
Do they have animals?
Once you have all this information,
And all the things you need..
You are ready for the next step..

Step 3…
In this step,
You will need to think to yourself,
“Do I want to torture this person”
“Do I want to rape this person”
“Or do I just wanna kill them?”
Once you figure this out,
You can begin to “taunt” your victim,
**For the more risk taking stalkers out there**
You may call up your victim,
And harass them,
From the plain and boring “breathing in the phone”,
To the more risky “I’m going to gut you like a pig”..
I don’t recommend calling up the victim,
Repeated harassment may cause the victim to have a phone tap,
Or police protection or something..
This is something you don’t want to have,
It will cause you more trouble getting to the victim,
If she is under police surveillance..
But if you think you can get to your victim,
Jump to step 5..
If you can’t get to the victim right now..
Go to step 4..
Step 4…
If you can’t get to your victim because of a police surveillance,
Or any other reason,
These are some examples of how to get to the victim.
Ex 1. Kill everything around victim (not recommended)
Ex 2. Wait till the victim is alone, either late at night, or going to work..
Ex 3. Set up a appointment with victim, have victim meet at some location far from anywhere someone can hear a scream…
Or become creative, and try your own method..
Once you have victim alone with you,
Continue to step 5…

Step 5…
Once you have the victim alone,
You can get it to come with you by using many different methods,
One being the chloroform method..
How you do this,
Is you get some chloroform,
(You can buy chloroform from the web,
Or make it yourself..)
Once you have the chloroform,
You can simply use it to make the victim pass out..
A second method is the “base ball” method.
What you do is you get a baseball bat,
And when the victim isn’t looking,
You smash them over the head..
And the last method you can use is,
The “come with me or else I will blow your fucking head off” method..
Get a gun and a mask,
Walk up behind them,
And tell them “come with me or else I will blow your fucking head off”..
All three methods work…
If the victim try to run or fight,
Just kill them and start back at step 1..
If they come with you,
Continue to step 6…

Step 6…
Once you have the victim,
Bring them to your house,
Or some place where you can be alone,
And no one can hear the screams..
If you want to sound proof a room in your house,
You can either buy sound proofing equipment off the internet,
Or just put victim in basement,
And cement the windows and board up the doors..
Once you have the room safe and secure,
Tie the victim up with handcuffs,
Rope,
Or what ever you want to use..
Once the victim is tied nice and tight,
You have to think back to step 3,
Now that you have the victim,
What do you want to do?
You can do many things,
**If you rape them, use a condom**
If you want to torture them,
Do what you want,
Be creative,
Slice,
Dice,
And cut as much as you like..
If you want to kill them,
Again,
Be creative..

Step 7…
Getting rid of the body can be a hard thing..
If you don’t want to be caught very easily,
You can do many things..
Ex 1. soak the body in a mixture of bleach gasoline and a assortment of acids...
This will eat away all the evidence on the outside of the body..
Once body is soaked,
Find a place to burry the body..
(I recommend not under house or in yard or anywhere near where you live)
to be safe,
I would drive into a desert,
Or some really deserted place,
And light the body on fire..
You may do what you want,
But I would take precautions so you don’t get caught..

Step 8…
Now that you have kidnapped a person,
Got away with it so far,
And disposed of the body..
You are ready for step 8.
In this step,
You will have to think about some things,
“Do I want to kill again”
“I got away with this one, why go for another”
“Should I stop now”
These are very good things to be thinking about..
If you want to stop killing,
And go on with your life,
Burn this book,
And get ride of anything you might have kept of the victims…
Get rid of all evidence..
But if you want to go on killing,
You will have to think:
“Do I want to be a serial killer”
“Do I want to be a random killer”
“Every time I kill, should I do the same thing or be unique each time?”
These are all good questions..
Once you figure out what you want to do,
Continue with your killing spree..
You have just killed a person,
This should give you the confidence to kill more..
With your next victim,
You can either go back to step 1,
Or be unique and do it your own way..
I recommend you do it your own way…


You have just read “killing for dummies vol. 1.”
I hope you enjoyed it,
More volumes will be made soon..

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