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The giant bunny inside my mind

I was once asked,
What is inside my mind..
And it took me along time to think of an answer.
But I finally came to a conclusion.
I have a giant bunny inside my mind.
A giant pink fluffy bunny..
Not brains,
Not smarts,
But a huge fucking bunny.
The reason I say this is,
Because that is the only possible explanation.
If I had brains,
I wouldn’t do half of the things I do.
If I had smarts,
I wouldn’t be a moron like I am.
So,
I must have a bunny in there..
I don’t know where exactly he is..
But I know he is in there..
Maybe I have a dog in there too..
Because that would explain why I fight with myself so much,
The bunny and the dog fight,
Thus causing me to fight with myself..
It’s the only explanation I can come up with,
To why I act like I do..
Yep..
That’s all it is…
Is a giant bunny inside my mind.
Stupid fucking bunny..
Get out of my head!

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On Monday September 13th, 2004, MelvinOliverDrauma (546) writes:

*chuckles* what they said

On Wednesday September 8th, 2004, Dayer (200) writes:

roflmao, nice write ;)

On Monday September 1st, 2003, Bast (895) writes:

um... honey... they have help for things like that... ::grins:: go to http://www.matazone.co.uk/theotherside... watche "little goth girl"

On Friday August 15th, 2003, An Expired Member (51) writes:

LMAo

On Friday August 8th, 2003, Abbyernathie (68) writes:

P.S. this explains an aweful lot...lol

On Friday August 8th, 2003, Abbyernathie (68) writes:

very funny, great write. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!

On Monday July 21st, 2003, DarkPoet (225) writes:

This explains everything.

On Monday July 21st, 2003, An Expired Member (83) writes:

you're right... now I know why I was convinced to buy them Energizer batteries

On Monday July 21st, 2003, adreamnotwanted (40) writes:

yes... they make us buy them.. we don't want to make the big bunny mad now do we???

On Friday July 4th, 2003, manywalks (947) writes:

I couldn't help but have flashes of that damned pink battery bunny pounding his drum run through my mind while reading this, and if thats the bunny lodged in my mind, then it is the true face of the master demon. ~ mw

On Friday July 4th, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (527) writes:

I actually liked this poem, I like the flow and the message you give. I'll read more! Thanks for sharing

On Friday July 4th, 2003, adreamnotwanted (40) writes:

i really wouldn't call this a poem.. maybe a stupid attempt at a semi-joke.. i am glad you liked it..ADNW

On Friday July 4th, 2003, cre (507) writes:

Heh ... interesting ... course I dont think yer a moron. But bunnies are cool. I want a bunny. But not inside my head.

On Friday July 4th, 2003, adreamnotwanted (40) writes:

well.. it is a little known fact.. but everyone has a bunny inside their head.. shh.. don't tell anyone..

On Friday July 4th, 2003, GothicBlack (266) writes:

ahhh! ::hides in my corner:: i dont want a damn bunny. get it out! get it out!!!! ::screaming:: It is a great poem and you are no moron. ~gothic~

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