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Hush little baby don't say a word,
For your last screams won't be heard.
Forgive me father, for I am sin.
I've gone off and killed again.

If that bad man doesn't die,
I’ll kill him and make him fly.
He’s dressed in black and comes for your soul,
And it’s not over at all.
He kills you in your sleep at night,
That way you give up with out a fight.
If you don't want to die tonight,
Pack your bags and leave in fright.
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enie minie minie moe,
Who will be the next to go?
If you holler I’ll choke you dead.
The voices in my head tell me to pick the very best one and you are not... (Cough) (Cough). DEAD!!
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Twinkle, twinkle in your eye,
Who will be the next to die?
Up above in my little head,
Visions of who's next to be dead.
Twinkle, twinkle in your eye,
Who will be the next to die?
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I’m a little stalker,
Short and spout,
Here is my hand gun,
Here is my knife.
Fuck with me and I’ll rape you clean.
You better run because I’m looking at you.
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Mary had a little bomb, little bomb,
Little bomb, Mary had a little bomb,
Its metal was shiny as steal.

And everywhere that Mary went,
Mary went, Mary went,
Everywhere that Mary went
The bomb was sure to go.

One day Mary took it to school one day,
School one day, school one day,
One day Mary took it to school one day,
and blew them all to hell.

It made the children cry in pain
cry in pain, cry in pain.
It made the children cry in pain
to see their death so soon.

So Mary got a little gun,
little gun, little gun,
So Mary got a little gun,
and killed herself that night.
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If you wanna die and you know it,
get a gun.

If you wanna die and you know it,
get a gun..

If you wanna die and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it.

If you wanna die and you know it,
get a gun.

If you wanna die and you know it,
use the gun

If you wanna die and you know it,
use the gun

If you wanna die and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it.

If you wanna die and you know it,
use the gun

If you wanna die and you know it,
blow off your head

If you wanna die and you know it,
blow off your head

If you wanna die and you know it,
Then you’re face will surely show it.

If you wanna die and you know it,
blow off your head

If you wanna die and you know it,
commit suicide.

If you wanna die and you know it,
commit suicide..

If you wanna die and you know it,
Then your face will surely show it.

If you wanna die and you know it,
commit suicide.

If you wanna live and you know it,
Clap your hands.

If you wanna live and you know it,
then I will kill you.
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Ring around the rosie a pocket
full of posies,
Ashes ashes we all fall down,
(REPEAT)
(REPEAT)
Ashes ashes we all fall down.
(ok I know I didn’t change this one, but I think it is twisted already)
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shoot, shoot, shoot your school.
and kill everyone,
kill,kill,kill,kill.
and remember
Life is but a dream. (repeat)
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~when late at night sing your baby these tunes to give them frights, it will put a chill down their back, well anyways hope you enjoyed them.. i'll make some new ones soon..ADNW~




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On Friday November 9th, 2007, Kui (703) writes:
*Butchers Mother Goose* Pshh, who needs her when you've got kick ass nursery rhymes like these?! You know, I read this to my 10 month old, it put her right to sleep! Thanks a lot, I was REALLY worn out!-Airi


On Saturday January 6th, 2007, An Expired Member (5) writes:
I actually clapped my hands, for then to read that you would kill me afterwards, Haha, lol


On Monday July 10th, 2006, An Expired Member (13) writes:
twisted is not th word for this


On Wednesday May 10th, 2006, HalfDarkAngel (93) writes:
I wish I had heard these stories as a child, rather than the bullshit they spoon-feed us through childhood. They are great.


On Saturday March 11th, 2006, DarkHeart (2) writes:
sick and sadistic, i loved it. lol


On Friday March 25th, 2005, The Crimson Queen (1221) writes:
hehe..nice job on these..


On Wednesday November 17th, 2004, Munkey (88) writes:
thats is some truely twisted shit...but I like it. -Munkey-


On Monday September 13th, 2004, darkangelXlll (175) writes:
::muahhhaaaa laughs incontrolably:: ok ok that was the shit it fuckin rocked! ~darlin :D


On Monday September 13th, 2004, MelvinOliverDrauma (546) writes:
*claps hands in hopes of living* these were sweat


On Monday September 20th, 2004, MelvinOliverDrauma (546) writes:
"Sweet" I am a fucking morron


On Thursday June 3rd, 2004, WikidGrrl (36) writes:
hrmm....im thinking of what i think about this...they were funny, but very twisted...great work my fucked up lil friend....*die~ana*


On Monday February 9th, 2004, An Expired Member (5) writes:
Those are some sic nursery rhymes!! I love them... Keep up the twisted work!


On Wednesday October 15th, 2003, An Expired Member (11) writes:
omg those were so twisted i LOVED them. i hope you make some more they were great, many a hats off to you.


On Friday September 26th, 2003, SilentStalker (1316) writes:
...amazing...this is simply amazing...I love it...


On Friday August 15th, 2003, An Expired Member (51) writes:
LMAO fucking hilarious...


On Sunday August 10th, 2003, An Expired Member (71) writes:
OMG that was great i have been laughing ever since i started reading these. This is great very twisted i love it


On Friday August 8th, 2003, An Expired Member (16) writes:
Omg....i that was very disturbing..i loved it. you have got to make more. i never thought about fucking up nursery rhymes. lol.. ~~~_DF_~~~


On Friday August 8th, 2003, Abbyernathie (68) writes:
very twisted. i laughed my ass off!!!


On Saturday June 14th, 2003, hate_doll (327) writes:
Actually, the ring around the posie one was about the black death...so you're a quite correct, it is very twisted...awesome stuff...I like the mockingbird one best...great work...(!)


On Saturday June 14th, 2003, hate_doll (327) writes:
*rosie


On Friday June 13th, 2003, braindeadpoet (127) writes:
Well...that was sick and disturbing!!! I loved them!!!


On Wednesday June 11th, 2003, manywalks (947) writes:
Yep, twisted, lol, loved 'em. ~ mw


On Wednesday June 11th, 2003, An Expired Member (36) writes:
lol beautifully twisted, the Mary one was a-w-e-s-o-m-e!! Well done


On Wednesday June 11th, 2003, cre (507) writes:
Hehe, I love these adnw. Great job.



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