Mab eats beans of jelly,
they collect inside her belly,
she farts a stout
magic sprout,
she does not feel so welly.
It dug into the ground,
digging deep until it found,
a solid grip
so it could whip,
poor Mabby all around.
It grew three miles high,
lifting Mab into the sky,
looking down
at her town,
"help me" Mab would cry.
She screamed and shat her pants,
poor Mab had not a chance,
she fell not flew
because the poo,
expelled the magic plants.
She wished that she was dreaming,
or the acid was proceeding,
to trip her out
there was no doubt,
that acid was misleading.
dedicated to Mab,
thanks for the jungle rot
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