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I can't get an erection.
My penis has died.
I drowned it in liquor.
The poor girl has tried
to suck on it slowly,
to beat it real fast.
It's been half an hour
the passion has passed.
Wake up Mr. Johnson.
It's your time to shine.
I know you can please her.
She drank all that wine.
Look shes so sexy
her warm gorgeous smile
should have you extended
for most of a mile,
but you sit there unconcious.
Shes licking your balls!!
For fucks sake you bastard
those vaginal walls
are drying with boredom.
Get your ass into gear.
If you don't fuck this woman
no porn for a year.
Shes putting her clothes on,
you fucked up you knob.
No, now shes leaving.
..... did I feel a throb?
Shes gone and your ready?
An hour too late?
Well fuck it..Im horny..
I'll just masturbate







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On Wednesday August 15th, 2007, Reefer_rave (234) writes:
lmao... this is great


On Sunday August 5th, 2007, An Expired Member (2) writes:
wow this was super-mmm,what's the word i'm looking for--aah, right, poetic...lol..nice write


On Tuesday June 19th, 2007, An Expired Member (10) writes:
haha!!! this is a badass write..love the work!


On Thursday March 15th, 2007, An Expired Member (14) writes:
ha. i love this very much.


On Thursday March 15th, 2007, Mab (1095) writes:
lmfao! This was hilarious! it flowed perfectly.but don't deprive yourself of porn,it's unhealthy!


On Monday February 26th, 2007, Mylissa (1130) writes:
I can't believe I didn't comment on this. I love it. :)


On Wednesday February 14th, 2007, -Oz- (173) writes:
no porn for a year....what a shame.


On Saturday February 10th, 2007, CorruptedLittleGirl (346) writes:
Beautiful. You are my hero.


On Wednesday February 7th, 2007, Velvet_Raventon (675) writes:
You are so talented *laughs* that was great :) ~V.


On Wednesday February 7th, 2007, mysterylove (76) writes:
haha! 'if you dont fuck this woman/no porn for a year' hilarious =P


On Tuesday February 6th, 2007, Freebird (685) writes:
LMAO!!! This was great! Well done


On Tuesday February 6th, 2007, elisa (1980) writes:
lol.... liquor or sex.... tough choice.


On Tuesday February 6th, 2007, Drifter (364) writes:
funny as hell... nice


On Tuesday February 6th, 2007, zanewill (117) writes:
that's pretty funny...i got a guy that gets his liquor/licker-dick on & he has the opposite problem!!


On Tuesday February 6th, 2007, An Expired Member (1) writes:
THAT WAS FUCKIN KOOL SHIT


On Tuesday February 6th, 2007, Lynaes (1139) writes:
Brilliant! The ending was comical and your rhyming flowed with ease. awesome. Poor guy, haha.


On Tuesday February 6th, 2007, jack paper (215) writes:
roflmao.. this is a classic...


On Tuesday February 6th, 2007, Aunty Depressant (748) writes:
Too funny...or really a drag if your the woman :P


On Tuesday February 6th, 2007, The Spiral Downward (409) writes:
LMAO . . . thats funny


On Tuesday February 6th, 2007, Bella Butchery (1170) writes:
know the feeling all too well


On Tuesday February 6th, 2007, ShardsofSilence (347) writes:
ahahaha too funny indeed.


On Tuesday February 6th, 2007, Sin (1646) writes:
LMAO...this was too funny..next time dont drink so much ;)


On Tuesday February 6th, 2007, GreyDividing (205) writes:
FUNNY SHIT. This is so a ~FAV~



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