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I killed a man

I killed a man

with a frozen burrito

for giving me incorrect change.

I microwaved the burrito and ate it.

It was still cold on the inside.

I must have grabbed the large.

Sorry man,

heres your fifty cents

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On Wednesday January 17th, 2007, CharlottesWeb (623) writes:

Ha Ha! The word burrito is gross to me...I don't know why. It added something to this little ditty. Nice...

On Saturday January 13th, 2007, CorruptedLittleGirl (333) writes:

Another masterwork from the brilliant jackshit.

On Friday January 12th, 2007, The Fool (970) writes:

*giggles* What kind of burrito??? Cheese??? Or spicy? how about bean.. I love cheese.. Yummy a bleeding burrito!>.>

On Friday January 12th, 2007, edenscancer (51) writes:

I FUCKING LOVE THIS!

On Friday January 12th, 2007, Freebird (624) writes:

Hahahaha. Nice ;)

On Friday January 12th, 2007, elisa (1987) writes:

are you sure Bush didn't kill your bo(u)rrito......haha. this made me smile:)

On Friday January 12th, 2007, GraveFlower (380) writes:

hahahahaha LMAO, hehe awesome write, im sorry, but thats funny as fuck! oh my haha ~*dani*~

On Friday January 12th, 2007, Aunty Depressant (662) writes:

HAHAHA, love it! So often justified we are..not. BTW Burrito...Don't hurt me:P

On Friday January 12th, 2007, RepulsiveAttraction (108) writes:

oops thanks Aunty D

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