once I was walking
real slow down the street
when an old woman passing
pushed me off my feet
I said "what the fuck"
and she called me a punk
I started laughing
you see i was drunk
she called me a "shithead"
which took me off guard
and before i could answer
she screamed "damn retard"
now i lost my temper
and gave her a poke
and said "listen lady,
this isn't a joke,
your a bitch of a woman
your grandkids a fuck.
take out your dentures
give my cock a suck
you wrinkled up hag,
your diapers need changing
your late for your bingo
i hear them their paging"
then right from behind
something hard struck my head
i turned round and witnessed
an old man. he said
"listen here sonny,
that there is my wife"
he dug in his pocket
and pulled out a knife
"fuck you old geizer"
my last words you could say
I was stabbed in the neck
and i died there that day

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