your momma called me sunshine
when i woke her out of bed
i didnt eat her cornflakes
but she still gave me head
now dont you get all angry
its not what you might think
it was all the alcohol
that she forced me to drink
then in your bedroom
we did many things
when she has orgasms
its my name she sings
in the kitchen we screwed
then she made a cake
her breasts were gigantic
i knew they were fake
now im your pappy
but just call me dad
your grounded you bastard
now don't be so bad
© 2005 jackshit
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