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we will fuck

we will fuck in the barn, we will fuck in the shed
we will fuck on the stairs, we will fuck in the bed
we will fuck in the bathtub, and then in the hall
we will fuck on the toilet, we will fuck standing tall

we will fuck in the forest, we will fuck in a car
we will fuck on the roof, we will fuck at a bar
we will fuck at the circus, and while at the mall
we will fuck on a mountain, under a soft waterfall

we will fuck in a hottub, we will fuck on a boat
we will fuck on a schoolbus, we will fuck on a goat
we will fuck at the movies, and then at the beach
we will fuck at the walmart, aisle ten by the bleach

we will fuck in a sauna, we will fuck on the road
we will fuck on the washer, with an unbalanced load
we will fuck in a pool, we will fuck in the sea
we will add your twin sister, and try it with three

we will fuck in the brownhole, you will go ahhhh
we will fuck using dildos, you may lock your jaw
we will fuck in the autumn, the leaves will go crunch
we will fuck right till christmas ,and then...
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we'll have lunch

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On Friday June 13th, 2008, SilentStalker (1360) writes:

...we will fuck in the tavern, we will fuck on the sink; we will fuck in the stalls at the ice skating rink...we will fuck at Shop-Rite, Exit 5 in Des Moines; we will fuck on Oprah, and invite her to join...

On Friday June 13th, 2008, SilentStalker (1360) writes:

...keepin it alive, for one of the best,...

On Friday June 13th, 2008, paperthin_hymn (18) writes:

this is amazing...im so in love with it...nice ending...lol it made me smile

On Wednesday May 14th, 2008, falling_all_over (10) writes:

wow.....LOVE IT!

On Wednesday July 11th, 2007, Rebell tiGer King (681) writes:

fucktastic in every sense of the word fuckinf brilliant -symph-

On Saturday April 7th, 2007, An Expired Member (31) writes:

lmao.. fuck on a goat.. I love this. very seus-esque

On Wednesday March 21st, 2007, Mab (1028) writes:

haha!this was great...like 'green eggs and ham' if dr.seuss was a nymphomaniac!

On Friday March 9th, 2007, Bella Butchery (1149) writes:

this was hot, and i think i count 21 places that i agree with where i have done it, but never with twins, i gotta try that one !

On Thursday March 8th, 2007, silent circus (386) writes:

genios, muther fuckin brilliant---love it~*dani*~

On Tuesday February 6th, 2007, Mylissa (1090) writes:

Unfuckingbelievable...I love this.

On Tuesday October 31st, 2006, An Expired Member (42) writes:

wow, reading that is ORGASMIC

On Tuesday October 31st, 2006, GreyDividing (202) writes:

Fuckin's healthy..... and i'm sick as a dog.

On Wednesday September 27th, 2006, The Fool (1005) writes:

Haha I loved this~Gothic

On Tuesday May 23rd, 2006, Zen (631) writes:

where *dont u wanna fuck?

On Tuesday October 25th, 2005, aCiD aNgEL (35) writes:

The fact that this reminds me of Dr. Seus does that make me a bad person?? Green Eggs and Ham all the way! hahaha funny write though.. i'll have to try some of those places out...lol - aCiD

On Saturday April 22nd, 2006, TheBardOfBlasphemy (473) writes:

i agree, i was thinking about Seuss too. I think that's because we're all bad people here. This was a fucking good poem.

On Tuesday October 11th, 2005, ONEANDLONELY (138) writes:

Oh to be young again!

On Wednesday September 28th, 2005, An Expired Member (57) writes:

i was laughing the whole time, because it sounds like my love life

On Monday April 4th, 2005, An Expired Member (1) writes:

okay then.....well interesting!

On Thursday March 31st, 2005, -Oz- (173) writes:

you forgot the church....lol jk...-Oz

On Sunday March 6th, 2005, An Expired Member (23) writes:

we will fuck every where in other words it was all about fuck but iliked it nice work

On Friday February 11th, 2005, Psyko (41) writes:

fuck on a gaot???? never tried and dont want to. nice write though! ~nick~

On Thursday January 20th, 2005, SilentStalker (1360) writes:

...I just realized I didn't comment on this before; lord knows I read this one countless times, and it still makes me laugh...masterful rhyming skills, man...makes for an even more fun read...

On Thursday October 14th, 2004, Lifeless (59) writes:

Thanks for that! I enjoyed it a lot! I recall the last time I fucked on a goat...or was it the 4th time I fucked on a goat...

On Wednesday October 13th, 2004, An Expired Member (55) writes:

haha! this is awesome!

On Monday October 11th, 2004, evolve (2231) writes:

I love this..."we will fuck in the autumn, the leaves will go crunch"...it's about time for that. ;)

On Thursday July 1st, 2004, An Expired Member (30) writes:

horible. yet awesome

On Monday June 28th, 2004, An Expired Member (38) writes:

I will have to send this one to my Boyfriend,is wal mart kinky??? lol.

On Thursday June 3rd, 2004, aXe FactoR (428) writes:

arghhnow my head is full of the "fuck" word..lols...awesome, this is so funny. i like the rhyme & wordings. perfect! -MeL-

On Thursday May 27th, 2004, An Expired Member (37) writes:

lets fuck!

On Wednesday May 26th, 2004, murder_in_clubland (497) writes:

YAY thanks for the ideas hehe~ss

On Saturday April 17th, 2004, darkangelXlll (175) writes:

LMFAO!!!!! YAY lets fuck in a car lol wow this is really funy ::skips off to read again:: ~darlin :)

On Tuesday February 24th, 2004, Dekika (9) writes:

good poem, made my day! LOL.... I wanna fuck on a goat, lmao!

On Tuesday February 17th, 2004, nell (328) writes:

ohhh a fellow cannuck!

On Sunday February 1st, 2004, flying_fox (769) writes:

"we will fuck on a goat"??? Apart from this one, I'd be up for most of the suggestions. All up it made me smile. :) FF

On Monday January 19th, 2004, DeathSentance (20) writes:

fun fun fun...lol nice one

On Friday January 16th, 2004, Tracer (140) writes:

lol, that was great...^vTracerv^

On Friday January 16th, 2004, -Oz- (173) writes:

"fuck fuck fuck a duck"..muha ha ha.....i love this!~YeStErDay~

On Monday January 12th, 2004, Jedi_MindFuck (321) writes:

fuck fuckity fuck fuck fuck...this was fucking awesome!

On Monday January 12th, 2004, Cwn Annwn (107) writes:

Yea man!~GoNe~

On Wednesday November 12th, 2003, finaldestiny (98) writes:

all i got to say is let's fuck

On Sunday November 9th, 2003, An Expired Member (4) writes:

i dont think i cant say anything that hasnt been said so just go fuck who ever your gonna fuck :)

On Wednesday October 1st, 2003, Drea (937) writes:

now if i only had this instead of Dr. Suess when i was younger. i might be a more adjusted person. hahahaha i love this ~Drea~ /X\(..)/X\

On Friday September 19th, 2003, AlluringDescent_darkbride (765) writes:

Hey what about on top of the head of the guy who operate's the rouge river draw bridge in Delray on Jefferson? That could be an interesting place...

On Friday September 19th, 2003, RepulsiveAttraction (109) writes:

.....yeah i cant rhyme that. but thanks for the suggestion.

On Wednesday September 24th, 2003, AlluringDescent_darkbride (765) writes:

Oh...I'm sure that rhymes with something...give me a minute...okay...maybe not.

On Sunday September 7th, 2003, happymurderer (203) writes:

Haha, you split my sides...

On Monday September 1st, 2003, An Expired Member (5) writes:

fuckin awesome... dr. seuss meets jackshit

On Monday August 18th, 2003, Deliverence (799) writes:

Yes dr.seuss on viagra...-Kefka

On Sunday September 7th, 2003, The Fallen Angel (289) writes:

I couldn't disagree "ditto"+Fallen One+

On Monday August 18th, 2003, Urban Shipwreck (989) writes:

Thanks man, that's the funniest shit I've seen all day and I came home in a bad mood. Great job. ~Urban Shipwreck~

On Wednesday August 13th, 2003, An Expired Member (12) writes:

Fuck yah...I have to show my fiance this...sounds like us

On Wednesday August 13th, 2003, An Expired Member (51) writes:

..I am sure I have read this before my dear...I love this..it is...Yum LOL

On Wednesday August 13th, 2003, DarkAyla (57) writes:

I WANNA FUCK!! no, that was fucking awesome man, i really enjoyed it!

On Sunday August 10th, 2003, Diva_Satanica (110) writes:

i swear god has created you from Dr.Seuss semen.-D.S

On Saturday August 9th, 2003, An Expired Member (50) writes:

hmm...did you read DR. Suess before you wrote this? Its oddly reminscent, lol. hehehe good poem.

On Tuesday July 29th, 2003, Antony (44) writes:

That's hilarious. Great work - you made me smile =)

On Saturday July 12th, 2003, An Expired Member (25) writes:

On a goat?! Youch! But hey... I'm up fer it.

On Saturday July 5th, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (529) writes:

Thats alot of fucking....Hope you have enough Lube...*evil grin*..like the flow hun, enjoyed this piece...-Velvet-

On Wednesday June 4th, 2003, Bakkhus Unbound (1108) writes:

fuck!

On Thursday May 15th, 2003, Saint_Reaper (288) writes:

you have done it once again....great job

On Tuesday May 13th, 2003, diavolessa (275) writes:

man, you are funny and sexy, I mean your poetry, whatever! ^_^

On Friday May 9th, 2003, An Expired Member (5) writes:

all i can say is when, where, and how hard!?!?!!?!?!?!?

On Saturday May 3rd, 2003, blackdarkness (311) writes:

ah yes...lust....you have to love it

On Monday April 21st, 2003, Jonas (867) writes:

lust is great.

On Tuesday May 13th, 2003, IceDragoness (251) writes:

Yes it is..

On Saturday April 12th, 2003, An Expired Member (37) writes:

heh heh....perfect! masterpiece..just genius

On Sunday April 6th, 2003, Markus Porkwing (714) writes:

Just plain loverly. Inspired madness of a sexual kind. Hicup!

On Sunday April 6th, 2003, braindead_poet (581) writes:

this is great, you had me laughing the whole time

On Sunday April 6th, 2003, ColdScaredAlone (121) writes:

this has always been a favorite of mine.. i'm glad to see you posted your stuff on the new dp. you sure are an original ;-)

On Saturday April 5th, 2003, CorruptedLittleGirl (345) writes:

I LOVE IT!!! It reminds me of Dr. Seuss. lol Green Eggs and Ham! I LOVE IT!

On Monday April 14th, 2003, Wren (38) writes:

That's what I was thinking! Green eggs and ham!! haha! It's "fuck"ing awesome!!! ^_^

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