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out to the club to hit on some chicks
but it turns out this bar is all sausage and dicks
men clad in leather some up in drag
they check out my ass cause they think im a fag
i head for the door but im blocked by a wall
a big giant fairy whose 7 feet tall
"hey there good-lookin go buy me a beer"
"get the fuck out my way you big ugly queer"
"is that sposed to scare me? ill rape you you know"
the fucker was right i had no where to go
so i fisted his nuts i squezzed those girls hard
he fell to his face but i played my one card
i was surrounded by violent gays
they violently raped me for seven straight days
and the seven foot faggot was 12 inches tall
he tore up my anus and cut off a ball




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On Friday February 22nd, 2008, LostInDespair (197) writes:
lol


On Tuesday September 26th, 2006, ShardsofSilence (325) writes:
ahahaha genius! XDD


On Tuesday September 26th, 2006, blue (1702) writes:
o.O))


On Tuesday September 26th, 2006, mywristshurt (511) writes:
this made me laugh for fucking ever... awesome write dude


On Thursday December 1st, 2005, Rone4611 (156) writes:
hahahaha... hahahaha... ha. haha. hahaha ha. Sorrounded by violent gays... genious


On Tuesday October 11th, 2005, ONEANDLONELY (134) writes:
It is soo vivid! This must have really happened. Cool concept, you go girl.


On Saturday October 15th, 2005, RepulsiveAttraction (108) writes:
nothing in this really happened im not a girl and i am not homosexual. its just a lil poem about being in the wrong place and reacting to others in a confrontational rude way and getting your cumupins ...cumupins yo ass


On Monday August 22nd, 2005, Urban Shipwreck (968) writes:
I know I've read this before and could have sworn I'd commented. You're the king of making me laugh my fucking ass off and always will be. ~Ship!


On Monday August 22nd, 2005, NumbInside (36) writes:
god you are so sexy


On Wednesday May 26th, 2004, murder_in_clubland (497) writes:
OMFG LMFAO this is greatt~ss


On Friday September 19th, 2003, CharlottesWeb (623) writes:
LOL!....ok this was like.....tap...tap...tap...tap....which gave it the funniest back ground beat. And then there was the last line which didn't seem to go...which made it just kind sound....tap.tap.tap.tap. Very fun!


On Sunday August 10th, 2003, Diva_Satanica (110) writes:
come one jack you know you liked every bit of it..I know I enjoyed reading bout it.-D.S


On Sunday August 10th, 2003, Deliverence (797) writes:
dammit man...damn.-Kefka


On Monday July 28th, 2003, Unbridled Pain (65) writes:
this is one of the funniest writes I have read. I like the way you ended this. U P


On Friday July 25th, 2003, A Velvet Tongue (527) writes:
*rushes in with the first aid kit to sew up jack's ass* poor thing...You know you loved it!!


On Tuesday November 4th, 2003, An Expired Member (39) writes:
ROFLMMFAO ( but making sure not to expose my ass to the Uberfag) I love your work. And LOOK! It's my 100th post! WOOHOO!


On Friday July 25th, 2003, Saint_Reaper (284) writes:
thats funny and gross....great write


On Thursday July 24th, 2003, alone (198) writes:
oh thats funny ...your poor poor ass...


On Wednesday July 23rd, 2003, An Expired Member (25) writes:
that is really icky.


On Wednesday July 23rd, 2003, An Expired Member (83) writes:
aww... Poor jack, almost, almost, no, don't care....


On Tuesday July 22nd, 2003, An Expired Member (13) writes:
heh,fucking awesome, you're great jackshit,you always put a smile on ugly face, great write


On Tuesday September 16th, 2003, UnsilentMajority (22) writes:
this was the funniest poemi've read so far



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