Do you really think I would make it that easy on you?
That I would just be sitting there waiting for you?
I beleive in working for your meal,
So you'll have to chase me a bit before I submit.
I've got traps to make it fun and interesting.
I've laid bate that you wouldn't beleive.
I have something sweet as honey and twice as sticky;
And it's waiting for you right around the corner.
All you have to do is work for it.
Can you see this?
All of this?
You can't have any of it...or can you?
I don't know if you're worthy of it.
Are you?
What would you do to proove that you deserve it?
I have corners so tight Nascar banned them.
I've got curves that are illegal in 10 states.
Wouldn't it feel wonderful to have me on your lap?
Wouldn't you like to know what I feel like?
What I feel like from the inside out?
I have such a pretty mouth...now what could I do with it?
Do you have any ideas?
You'll have to show me...do I put it here, or there?
I can't help but touch you.
And I can't help you touch me.
I think I'll stay just out of reach,
So you can see me, smell me, and almost taste me;
But never touch me.
Look what I've found...it's whipped cream.
Oh no...I've spilled it on my dress!
I'd better get out of these dirty clothes.
Here.
You can lick the whipped cream off of my dress
Before I put it back on.
And if you do a good job,
I'll sit on your lap while you do it.
I'll just kiss your neck here, and lick your ear there.
Don't stop licking, my dress needs to be cleaned,
And if you can't do it right,
Then I'll have to go home and wash it myself.
After all, I think I know how to wash my dress better than you.
I know just where to tug, to pull, to stretch, and to push.
On second thought...
Give it back.
I think I'll go home and take care of it myself.
But you've been...swell.
See you soon.

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