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""...but you're from Tennessee"" by Im_going_to_cry_now

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yes
I reside in Tennessee
and what of it?
because we all know that a person's personality is dictated
by their location

and so anyone from tennessee must be some backwoods racist homophobic prick
who listen's to country music in their pick up truck

so come one come all
to see the rogue Tennessean
who wears shoes
and brushes his teeth
and is able to read

be amazed at the fact that he is not married to his sister
nor his cousin
and was never molested by his uncle

gaze in wonder at the southerner who believes killing is not a sport
and doesn't try to justify wars based on fictiousius threats

frankly, it's people like you who make want to NOT go up north



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On Wednesday May 24th, 2006, doll on the rag (210) writes:
hee. =) makes me homesick, in an almost-not-really way.


On Sunday February 27th, 2005, purr_verse (1423) writes:
I'm supposed to have koalas in my backyard, speak like the goddamn Crocodile Hunter, have no intellect whatsoever, be sports crazy and love the midsummer sun, among other cliches. Isn't it a delight. >:)


On Sunday February 27th, 2005, ElegantKiss (399) writes:
This hit home, as I am from Texas (houston). People suck, indeed.


On Tuesday February 15th, 2005, ardneK (100) writes:
lol nicely done, I'm so with you on this - >|


On Tuesday February 15th, 2005, The Crimson Queen (1221) writes:
living up north sux ass...i know i dont live as far north as Dr Benway...but still..i hate the cold..lol


On Tuesday February 15th, 2005, The Crimson Queen (1221) writes:
and as for people..too many people out there are judgemental fucks..its best to ingore them..and find the ones that actually have brains..


On Tuesday February 15th, 2005, Dr Benway (50) writes:
I second Suicideseason, I live a few hours from the Yukon, I would give anything to be back in Mobine, some of my bestest friends live there, and *gasp* They have all their teeth :P


On Tuesday February 15th, 2005, LadySouthern (22) writes:
You know I can relate to this. I am from Alabama and we are thought of pretty much the way you describe here. Thank you for this.


On Tuesday February 15th, 2005, suicideseason (2103) writes:
It's very cold up here...and snowy...That should make you want to stay away from the north...the people...a product of their environment.



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