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"I've Been Brainwashed By Old Navy" by Im_going_to_cry_now

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okay, you know those commercials that Old Navy's been showing every five seconds for Christmas with the carolers and such,
well the other day I heard the tune to one of the songs they used AND I STARTED HEARING THEIR LYRICS, that sucks, I don't want to think of Cardigans and sweaters and suich everytime I hear a Christmas song, Old Navy has gone too far, hinestly, who are they fooling, "hey, we know the holidays are rough, but uit' okay because we have sweaters!"
is anyone else a bit disturbed by the fact that we have these huge blocks in any form of entertainment of people trying to get us to buy their shit? It's no wonder our society sucks so much, we spend more time learning about Mcdonld's than Science and Math and Litarature?
There are people who can't even read and write properly, but if you ask anyone what the slogan for Walmart is, they'll spout it out right on the spot!
Advertising Sucks!



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On Saturday January 22nd, 2005, Litteratus (73) writes:
Much agreed!


On Wednesday December 29th, 2004, AlluringDescent_darkbride (763) writes:
Anybody ever seen the credit card commercial with the Vikings? Yeah...I'd like them to ambush the Old Navy fucktards. That would make me laugh for a while.


On Tuesday December 28th, 2004, tears of decadence (222) writes:
i like the one with the kid and his mom tells him to mow the lawn.. and hes like oh my god mowing the yard is blowing my mind.. hehe.. thats kinda funny.. i agree about the caroling though.. i dont really like commercials.. thats why without the cartoon n


On Tuesday December 28th, 2004, tears of decadence (222) writes:
i just simple dont watch tv. but anyway.. nice bash on walmart.. i hate walmart.. especially around the holidays..


On Tuesday December 28th, 2004, suicideseason (2102) writes:
Hold the phone...don't go blaming Old Navy for the failures of society and the system as a whole.It isn't their fault.


On Tuesday December 28th, 2004, The Crimson Queen (1221) writes:
yea that advertising shit is going too far


On Tuesday December 28th, 2004, Rain In The Willows (821) writes:
Meh...I never liked Old Navy to begin with, and yes, advertising(and Old Navy, in my opinion,) is the devil.


On Tuesday December 28th, 2004, elisa (1991) writes:
I'm sick and tired of them buying the rights to some of my favorite old songs to push there 'Cadillac' profits higher.........they won't be happy until they wreck every fond memory I have......wonderful point here~elisa


On Tuesday December 28th, 2004, Draven (51) writes:
an interesting factoid, The Gap owns hot topic-for anyone who doesnt know.


On Wednesday December 29th, 2004, AlluringDescent_darkbride (763) writes:
When did that happen? That makes a lot of sense though...Hot Topic sucks nowadays.



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