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"The Hole Maker"

Do you ever stop to ponder
And then sit back and wonder
Wonder why and how there’s a hole in a doughnut
But I know what’s what
There’s holes in doughnuts because of me
See I work in the doughnut factory
Not only am I the baker
I’m also the hole maker
Seriously I’m not nuts
I make the holes in doughnuts
My job is so thrilling
I also glaze the doughnuts and fill them will cream filling
My job is so pleasurable I come again and again
So take a big bite and wipe that gooey glaze off your grin slowly running down your chin
I take a doughnut that is whole
Push through and make a hole
Though I must warn
I use my cream horn
Well I’ve got to go
You know
There’s doughnuts to bake
And holes to make

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On Monday March 21st, 2005, kisserott_death (50) writes:

I LUUUURRRVVVEEE DOUGHNUTS!!!!

On Monday March 21st, 2005, The Crimson Queen (1243) writes:

*steals all kd's doughnuts*

On Friday February 18th, 2005, Lynaes (1125) writes:

...cream horn?

On Friday February 18th, 2005, happilydepressed (214) writes:

yeah, it's really cheesy

On Friday February 18th, 2005, Lynaes (1125) writes:

nice

On Friday February 18th, 2005, happilydepressed (214) writes:

cream horns are good, *not in a gay way*

On Wednesday February 16th, 2005, SilentStalker (1320) writes:

...ever watch Van Wilder...? this vaguely reminds me of that...

On Tuesday March 15th, 2005, happilydepressed (214) writes:

yeah it does, except without a dog

On Wednesday February 16th, 2005, Green-eyed Raven (69) writes:

I love it! *Raven*

On Wednesday February 16th, 2005, blue (1742) writes:

Goddamnit!! I was gonna write a donut poem...shit. pfft. nice write. ;) ~b

On Wednesday February 16th, 2005, cucuio (209) writes:

very amusing and wonderfully written, yet I think I shall not be eating doughnuts again for awhile...

On Thursday December 16th, 2004, BeautifulCalamity (583) writes:

haha. . awesomeness. . I thought they had machines now for making these holes, but I guess you're one of those hardworkers, cute write ;)

On Thursday December 16th, 2004, happilydepressed (214) writes:

i work hard, literally

On Wednesday December 15th, 2004, NikesRain (1421) writes:

looks like we know why bakers are happy people....nicely done...i'm sure everyone who reads this will ponder upon their next dougnut.