1.
coffee absorbs calcium from bones and converts the calcium to libido
(can fuck you over)
so
    -NEVER-
discuss
Sweet and Low


2.
Thin Woman stole a frog's face
and wore it to
work with black slacks and
a plum blazer switched her
phone to ring on
high

so
can I transfer?

a call from my intestines-
they've got a complaint (they
don't like lillypad
latte)







(Posted while temping as a receptionist..
.didn't Frances Farmer do this type of work post-lobotomy?)

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