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Cats

I love cats very much
They have nice smelly butts
They taste kinda funny
But nothing like honey

Sometimes the cats stick me
With pointy claws see
They don't like how I play
So I torment them anyway

Cats are fine even if
They act a little stiff
They make my favorite treat
Cat manure, so nice and sweet

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On Sunday February 17th, 2008, Kui (705) writes:

O.o))

On Sunday February 17th, 2008, Kui (705) writes:

HAHA!!

On Wednesday June 14th, 2006, flying_fox (766) writes:

why do you do that?!? My dogs eat cat shit too. And them lean in for kisses. Max, please enlighten us dumb human beings on what tastes so good in crap.

On Sunday September 4th, 2005, An Expired Member (16) writes:

funny man cute to

On Wednesday August 18th, 2004, An Expired Member (11) writes:

haha, cute, adn so very true lol ~ashley~

On Wednesday June 23rd, 2004, Syn (82) writes:

haha, I wish I had a puppy...JUST LIKE YOU! -Syn

On Thursday May 20th, 2004, Griffin (134) writes:

ha ha

On Sunday August 31st, 2003, The Fallen Angel (289) writes:

LOL!

On Thursday June 19th, 2003, An Expired Member (83) writes:

I hate cats.... mainly because of my allergy towards them but they are evil

On Sunday March 23rd, 2003, manywalks (949) writes:

Hehehe, how cute. Next time mine pukes in my shoe I'll send him your way.

On Sunday March 23rd, 2003, Bast (895) writes:

Yeah, you better like cats... ;) Very cute.

On Sunday March 23rd, 2003, CorruptedLittleGirl (333) writes:

great job Max! You're a talented little puppy, aren't you! *pets Max*

On Sunday March 23rd, 2003, Wester (23) writes:

His name is MAX!! Where'd you get Spot from? Typical sterotyping, all Arab's are named Mohammed, all dogs are named Spot, what's society coming to?

On Monday June 9th, 2003, Griffin (134) writes:

well islamic law says that the first born male is supposed to be named mohammed so that has a little more reason

On Monday June 9th, 2003, ColdScaredAlone (121) writes:

hahahaha

On Sunday March 23rd, 2003, cre (507) writes:

haha! Great job Max. *pat pat pat*

On Sunday March 23rd, 2003, An Expired Member (13) writes:

hilarious.... definately an awesome perspective..keep it up spot

On Wednesday June 11th, 2003, Rebel_Angel (401) writes:

I don't think I understand.....:/

On Friday November 21st, 2003, Max (4) writes:

Arf!

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