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My Humping Towel

When I was younger
I had a nice towel
It was my blanket
It was my master

But now I'm bigger
and I've made a change
The towel is smaller
and it's my bitch now

So I wrap it around
My bed pillow,
I bunch it up
and Hump Hump Hump!

I love you, my humping towel.

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On Thursday March 27th, 2008, Ms Mooncake (567) writes:

lmao, ah haha, nice. remind me never to use the towels at your house, lol

On Sunday April 15th, 2007, carlosjackal (1700) writes:

*wipes away tear* Beautiful! Hehe..It's good to find some silly poetry on this site. Cheers for the light relief :) -Carl

On Thursday November 16th, 2006, SaraJane (40) writes:

i too have a humping towel

On Monday June 26th, 2006, Astra Dei (644) writes:

oh my holy diety. . .

On Wednesday June 14th, 2006, flying_fox (769) writes:

LOL I hope this is supposed to be humourous cos I'm laughing my ass off...

On Wednesday June 14th, 2006, flying_fox (769) writes:

OK... I've now learnt who you are, and this poem is even funnier. Ah Maxie, you're on my faves for sure. *gives tummy scratch*

On Friday June 9th, 2006, dp_whipping_girl (406) writes:

touching! *grins* ~pf

On Monday January 30th, 2006, desekr8or (22) writes:

hee hee hee...huu uh huh hu...hooo...yeah...I assure you I cannot relate. No, really. hee hee

On Tuesday October 18th, 2005, The_Lady_in_the_Fire (26) writes:

Oh my... this is, umm... interesting... *Torah*

On Wednesday October 5th, 2005, Esau (279) writes:

what sam said

On Sunday September 4th, 2005, SamoneDrone (407) writes:

ummm... ehhhhh... yeah ok.

On Sunday September 4th, 2005, An Expired Member (16) writes:

yoou have some intersting stuff....... I love it all it makes me laugh

On Saturday May 7th, 2005, An Expired Member (24) writes:

ighty then. that's funny.

On Wednesday March 30th, 2005, Saint_Reaper (288) writes:

funny funny.... i like it

On Saturday February 19th, 2005, Sticky Kitty (319) writes:

oh god -kitty

On Thursday January 13th, 2005, An Expired Member (3) writes:

verry funny

On Thursday December 16th, 2004, Butterfly (122) writes:

"The towel is smaller and it's my bitch now." Favorite line. Love t. Way too funny.

On Monday October 11th, 2004, An Expired Member (55) writes:

interesting....

On Thursday September 30th, 2004, sexually_sadistic (497) writes:

lol... my boyfriend has a towel friend too. he calls him jack :P

On Wednesday August 18th, 2004, mysticventures (546) writes:

hilarious man!

On Wednesday August 18th, 2004, An Expired Member (11) writes:

haha, funny

On Monday July 12th, 2004, An Expired Member (27) writes:

nice style. Is it doggy...?

On Tuesday July 6th, 2004, Twilight (2101) writes:

hot stuff tonight...

On Wednesday June 30th, 2004, gothemite (398) writes:

lololol what the ... hm... i love it! haha

On Monday June 28th, 2004, murder_in_clubland (497) writes:

I love this,so cute ^-^ rawr~ss

On Friday June 25th, 2004, IceDragoness (251) writes:

lol... hilarious

On Wednesday June 23rd, 2004, Lifeless (59) writes:

I liked this a lot. Very entertaining.

On Wednesday June 23rd, 2004, Syn (82) writes:

R O F L M F A O P I M P

On Friday September 19th, 2003, blackdarkness (311) writes:

lmao

On Friday June 20th, 2003, Stranger (281) writes:

Way, way, way too funny. I have have been humbled by a dog.

On Wednesday June 11th, 2003, CorruptedLittleGirl (341) writes:

lol AWESOME! I love your style!

On Wednesday June 11th, 2003, Jonas (878) writes:

poetical mastery.

On Wednesday June 11th, 2003, Jonas (878) writes:

*wonders what mom thought of the funky stains on his sheets*

On Tuesday June 10th, 2003, An Expired Member (6) writes:

I don't know whether to laugh or cry! This is hilarious!!!!

On Monday June 9th, 2003, Bast (896) writes:

This is fucking AWESOME! i love it! we grow, things change... ;)

On Monday June 9th, 2003, An Expired Member (31) writes:

Better then a humping leg!

On Monday June 9th, 2003, An Expired Member (52) writes:

lol nice...

On Monday June 9th, 2003, cre (508) writes:

ehehe.. aww, a security blanket ;)

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