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"Dirty Lymerick #8" by AbjectColloquialist

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There once was a man from France
Who was often seen without his pants
When he would go out
He'd show his trouser trout
And for a dollar, he'd make it dance

Wha-Cha!



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On Monday July 17th, 2006, Velvet_Raventon (693) writes:
Plenty of those in the subway ;) ~V.


On Monday June 12th, 2006, dp_whipping_girl (404) writes:
*grins* i like! ~pf


On Saturday October 1st, 2005, SilentStalker (1318) writes:
...there once was a man from Versailles; who shot off in every girl's eye; In pornos he screwed; till Peter North sued; And now he just aims for the thigh...


On Monday June 12th, 2006, dp_whipping_girl (404) writes:
darun darun, so sick and sweet :) ~pf


On Saturday October 1st, 2005, Sin (1623) writes:
LOL


On Saturday October 1st, 2005, xDeAthxPerCepTioNxReaLiTyx (44) writes:
I love the Wha-cha!...it completes it..to show absolute insanity...lol..but you never know I could just be a crazy old lady....


On Saturday June 11th, 2005, lollipoplips (109) writes:
Fuckin' A, you dirty, dirty human being! LOL ****LO****


On Wednesday March 23rd, 2005, Soulfire (116) writes:
HA HA HA HA HA....FUNNY SHIT.


On Monday March 21st, 2005, Saint_Reaper (284) writes:
funny shit, to bad i didnt see it before....*laughs*


On Sunday March 20th, 2005, MelvinOliverDrauma (548) writes:
good job, what I see in this poem is a man,a troubled, poor man who is lost in life, searching for a purpose that allways seems just out of reach, and trys finding happiness in entertianing the masses hoping that in some way their joy will somehow validat


On Sunday March 20th, 2005, MelvinOliverDrauma (548) writes:
validate his pointless existance, but never finding that witch he has allways sought.....Exceptance, yes that is what I beleive is the overall presance and fell this poem gives to me..... oh woe the the man and his trouser trout


On Sunday March 20th, 2005, AbjectColloquialist (39) writes:
Oh... My... Gosh. You Hit the Nail on the proverbial Head! And the fact that your comment is ten times longer than the piece is fantastic!


On Sunday March 20th, 2005, AniDayz (1241) writes:
:0)


On Sunday March 20th, 2005, Elise (263) writes:
haha, that kicked ass, funny stuff. ^_^


On Sunday March 20th, 2005, manywalks (949) writes:
the qha=cha was a perfect touch. And since i'm a dirty old woman i giggled and snorted.


On Sunday March 20th, 2005, A Broken Soul (102) writes:
well, you made me giggle like a dirty french man, and that says a lot! lofl. ^autumn^


On Sunday March 20th, 2005, XTwistedOrchidX (106) writes:
I'll show YOU a dirty limerick! --- but not really! cute piece :) - Rawk



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