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There once was a dame from Green Bay,
She had the big boobs, so they say,
Whenever she went out,
She would wave them about,
Shes killed thirteen men to this day.

Baudy baudy baudy.



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On Tuesday June 17th, 2008, Echoes of Orpheus (652) writes:
ahaha, this was good :P


On Wednesday October 18th, 2006, A_Puppet_Show (204) writes:
hahaha..funny bouncing limerick


On Sunday October 8th, 2006, Bakkhus Unbound (1103) writes:
"Baudy baudy baudy." Very clever. 'Couch potatoe, hide the beans!' (Sorry 'bout that last part). Well done; love the limerick. Is she a Packer(s)?


On Saturday January 15th, 2005, Lotophagi (449) writes:
ach, I love this most. :P


On Saturday January 15th, 2005, Lotophagi (449) writes:
oh, and the title.... oh my, it is the title of all titles..... just simply awesome.


On Sunday January 9th, 2005, SilentStalker (1318) writes:
...limericks are fun no matter the subject, and are by far one of the most enjoyable small fry of poem writing...you may just convince me to try my hand at a few more...


On Sunday January 9th, 2005, An Expired Member (16) writes:
silly..this is funny


On Wednesday January 5th, 2005, spaniellie (89) writes:
lol, i love it.


On Tuesday November 23rd, 2004, Spiritus_Frumenti (360) writes:
hehehe...this reminds of carlon's stuff...-l-


On Monday September 27th, 2004, Solace (1421) writes:
hahahahahaha i'm beginning to like this style...very cool stuff


On Saturday September 25th, 2004, An Expired Member (6) writes:
this is funny


On Saturday September 25th, 2004, MEATGRINDER MAN (510) writes:
I'm a sucker for big tits! *(blushes)* ~Shane~


On Saturday September 25th, 2004, BleedSilver (373) writes:
lmfao...this is hilarious...You also definately have some issues. lol...


On Saturday September 25th, 2004, indefined (684) writes:
haha wtf? nice



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