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My big , fat, Irish, Political Limerick

There once was a man from Texas
Of ignorance, this fool was a nexus
He ran for president
Became the White House resident
So the rich could buy a bigger lexus

Hooah!

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On Monday October 16th, 2006, gbuff69 (207) writes:

that's just part one right? :)

On Monday October 16th, 2006, Mord (47) writes:

lmfao, good stuff

On Monday June 12th, 2006, dp_whipping_girl (404) writes:

fucking brilliant! ~pf

On Thursday October 6th, 2005, mysticventures (537) writes:

hell yea - thats what i'm talkin about !!!

On Thursday October 6th, 2005, Thorn (434) writes:

Very good limerick, I must say. It's catchy, critical, insulting, and most of all, very humerous.

On Thursday January 20th, 2005, Liz (401) writes:

AH HA HA HA. bravo.

On Sunday January 9th, 2005, Urban Shipwreck (980) writes:

lol this was great:p ~Ship!

On Wednesday January 5th, 2005, Gideon Lost (187) writes:

You are really good at these limerick thingies. I liked this.

On Wednesday January 5th, 2005, spaniellie (89) writes:

lol i really liked this. good job!

On Wednesday December 1st, 2004, SamoneDrone (404) writes:

LOL! that was cute. good job!

On Tuesday November 30th, 2004, Daemonicus (636) writes:

haha! that's great!

On Sunday November 21st, 2004, Lotophagi (449) writes:

just brilliance.... I absolutely love it, and I've got a stupid smirk on my face to prove its effectiveness. Thank you for rocking my socks.

On Thursday November 18th, 2004, Sex Slave (98) writes:

funny

On Wednesday November 10th, 2004, SilentStalker (1318) writes:

"there's this saying...you fool me once.......shame on...you...fool me twice...*long pause*...you-you're not gonna fool me again..." ..gotta love the re-elect...

On Wednesday November 10th, 2004, Violet (94) writes:

HA!

On Monday September 27th, 2004, BleedSilver (373) writes:

lol...This is fucking hilarious! This is just fucking great, dude...

On Monday September 27th, 2004, Solace (1421) writes:

ROFLMAO didn't know someone was running down the same lane as me...awesome stuff :) i'm thinking you did it better and i dont know why, maybe its cause i ended up giggling?

On Saturday September 25th, 2004, MEATGRINDER MAN (510) writes:

Yay! This one makes me want to burn the flag. ~Shane~

On Saturday September 25th, 2004, Northstar (453) writes:

giggles

On Saturday September 25th, 2004, stuart_pid (217) writes:

i love it, my favorite limmerick so far.

On Saturday September 25th, 2004, GhettoZombie (10) writes:

Funny and SO TRUE!!! LOFL!!!

On Saturday September 25th, 2004, Lord Kalgalath (228) writes:

KICK ASS!

On Friday September 24th, 2004, The Kid Of Corruption (146) writes:

Lol, HAHA I like this.

On Friday September 24th, 2004, Sharon Rose (664) writes:

second line's out of sync, but I don't care..this rocks...

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