There most certainly is a rythym to sex,
Says the Orgasm fairy as she comes to collect
On the creaking warm bed and the shortness of breath,
Yes, there most certainly is a rythym to sex.
Sometimes it's slow, others it's fast,
both if your lucky slow first, fast last.
And that cigarette afterwards yea that's the best.
There most certainly is a rythym to sex.
Othertimes that rythym goes horribly wrong,
and you walk in on your step-dad plowing your mom,
and theres a camera in the corner and the red light is on,
Yes sometimes that rythym goes horribly wrong.
Then theres the rythym that comes home to early,
to find it's lover with a man who has hair so curly,
And all you can possibly think is surely,
This is what you get Josh...for coming home to early.
Yes there most certainly is a rythym to sex.
At least I've found all two or three times I've managed to have it.
But since we're on the subject...I've a story that fits:
Her hair was as black as the ink on the Ace of Spades.
Her breath wept of sweet mango and honey as it traveled from my lips, past my jaw, over and up my neck, and released into my undeserving ear a moan so perfect
that it would make President Bush regret going to war in Iraq.
A sound so innocent and pure that I almost didn't notice her clothes falling off of her like music.
Nervousness.
Sweat.
The hottest thing a man will ever experience is the love of his life undoing his belt buckle with her teeth.
Faster became the breathing. More and faster. Faster and More.
More. Yes. More. Ok...slow down...whoa, hold on, no Wait STOP.
NO.
Too soon.
No, apology will ever be stronger,
Than the fact that you couldn't last any longer.
Sad is the story, here's my advice.
Learn to control yourself, the ladies think it's nice.
Yes, there most certainly is a rythym to sex,
Says the Orgasm fairy as she comes to collect
On the creaking warm bed and the shortness of breath,
Yes, there most certainly is a rythym to sex.
Sometimes it's slow, others it's fast,
both if your lucky slow first, fast last.
And that cigarette afterwards yea that's the best.
There most certainly is a rythym to sex.
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