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Where art thou penis

                    Excuse me penis.
                    Where are you?
                 I'm sure Ill mean this.
                   This poems for you.

                    You may be big.
                   You may be small.
                 would I ever find you
                   Inside the mall?

                  Do you have a name?
                   or even a friend?
                    A middle name?
                   Or even a trend?

                  When will me meet?
                  when will we talk?
                  Is your cum sweet?
                Does it come in a sock?

                   Well dear penis
                 I enjoyed our time.
                   I've gotta go.
               I'll see you next time.

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On Wednesday January 18th, 2006, An Expired Member (15) writes:

LOL that is so funny I simply laughed my butt off

On Wednesday May 25th, 2005, Serenity (598) writes:

Lol now that's awesome!

On Tuesday May 3rd, 2005, The Crimson Queen (1243) writes:

hehehe..cool beans!

On Tuesday May 3rd, 2005, Deliverence (799) writes:

um...yeah..-Kefkism

On Monday February 14th, 2005, blue (1742) writes:

:) lol...that was great! I can totally relate in a 'here kitty kitty' kinda way. Too cool! ~b

On Monday February 14th, 2005, Alec Pure (334) writes:

lmao yeah thats all a hard thing to accoplish today ~~GOTHIC~~

On Saturday August 28th, 2004, An Expired Member (18) writes:

This is great i love good job you made me laugh a hard feat to acomplish ~Ends

On Tuesday August 24th, 2004, Endifference (266) writes:

WTF? -END-

On Monday August 23rd, 2004, indefined (713) writes:

rofl, made me laugh, good stuff :)

On Thursday August 19th, 2004, Rachel (393) writes:

Okay, your sister rocks. So do you. And your brother. Unfortunately, I get you guys confused far too often. :P Have you read anything by Whorty? You should. He writes in the same style.

On Thursday August 19th, 2004, Alacer_Cogitatus (193) writes:

umm....ok. good, interesting, odd. i liked it. A_C

On Thursday August 19th, 2004, suicideseason (2141) writes:

_LMAO...your sister rocks.

On Thursday August 19th, 2004, glasshouse (801) writes:

lol. you're right... i DO love this. lol. kinda cheesy but, its funny. does it come in a sock? haha. i hope not. lol. *throws hands up* "EVERYONE COME GET YOUR PENIS SOCKS!" -Glass

On Thursday August 19th, 2004, thinevoicetragic (64) writes:

This is my sisters work.. I thought some people on this sight would think this was funny. Do I dare mention names. king dave and jezz?

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