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Spife Of My Dreams

Knife or Spoon
How can I choose
I love you both to much to try
If I'm made to I think I'll cry

Pick up my soup
Or cut my meat
Either way you can't be beat
Or can you?

I will combined you both
Oh the wonder that is you
No longer are you two
But now you one

But to name you is strange
Knoon, no no that's not right
Knion, still not it
Spife...YES!!! That is right!!!

I will eat my soup!!!
And cut my meat!!!
With just one utensile!!!
Now that can't be beat!!!

Oh spife of my dreams
Your real or so it seems
I love you so much
I long to feel your touch

Thank you for being there for me
Thank you for being beautiful to me

Thank you for helping me eat
No-one can save that you'll ever be beat

I Love You Spife
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so much...

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On Tuesday November 22nd, 2005, stargaze0991 (15) writes:

Yes! this one made me cry... its just so beautiful. "tear" lol

On Wednesday April 6th, 2005, SluG (56) writes:

the Spife is way better than the spork, I will fight to the death for my beliefs!! I am the Martyr of the SPIFE!!!!

On Wednesday November 24th, 2004, MEATGRINDER MAN (510) writes:

DON'T CHEW WHEN YOUR MIND'S FULL! ~Shane~

On Sunday November 28th, 2004, Munkey (88) writes:

I'll chew whenever I damn well please...but for you I'll be quite about it.

On Friday November 19th, 2004, An Expired Member (2) writes:

oh dear god you did it...you wrote a poem about the spife...it turned out better then i though it would, good job, the spork is still better though sorry to say ;) -ANgel^

On Thursday November 18th, 2004, ShadowFlight (139) writes:

um... yeah... hard to type while laughing ... superb...er..supper...hmm food

On Thursday November 18th, 2004, whisperer (169) writes:

rotflmmao...fucking awesome!...-]darkness[-

On Thursday November 18th, 2004, An Expired Member (4) writes:

That was so random, it was actually kind of cool... good job

On Thursday November 18th, 2004, SilentStalker (1341) writes:

...sorry, buddy...I'm gonna have to knock you for repetitive rhyme...but on introducing a new subject...I don't think I've seen one displayed quite like this yet...dunno how good or bad that is...lol

On Thursday November 18th, 2004, SilentStalker (1341) writes:

...hopefully you won't end up cutting yourself eating...didn't mother ever teach you not to stick knives in your mouth...? :)

On Thursday November 18th, 2004, SilentStalker (1341) writes:

...maybe in time your invention will be the spark of an 'assault with a deadly weapon'...might want to hide the fact you thought it up by then... -Stalker

On Thursday November 18th, 2004, OLd SouL (837) writes:

Die, Spife, Die! Long live the Spork! hehe -told you spork lovers can be brutal ;) thanks for the laugh Munkey kid. :::OLd

On Thursday November 18th, 2004, The Kid Of Corruption (148) writes:

lol, this is cool. I like the rhyming of it all and I like the way it gives pictures of someone doing this. Cool write

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