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The Ice Cream Man

Taunting me daily
He summons me with his truck full of treats
And that annoying, repetitive, perpetual music
SHUT THE HELL UP! I think to myself
But all I hear is that god damn music
Ringing in my ears
It says to me "Come, Sara! Come let me fatten you up!"
NOOOOO! I say. I WILL NEVER SURRENDER!
"Oh yes you will!" the music tells me
Hurry the fuck up! I scream in my head
Why the hell is this thing still in front of my house?
Leave already!
I give in.
"I'll take a double scoop of swirl, please"

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On Saturday January 8th, 2005, Emptyness Inside Me (194) writes:

greta job on this piece, reading this was just what i needed, it left a smile on my face great job :) ~Emptyness~

On Friday September 3rd, 2004, MEATGRINDER MAN (510) writes:

Was he the ice cream man, Sara, or just the EYESCREAM man? Tasty. Remember Hansel & Gretel? I did when I read this. ~Shane~

On Wednesday September 3rd, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:

I once did a poem about the ice cream man, it was sick, I wish I still had it, I thought it was great, I erased a lot of old stuff though, oh well,This was good~whort_diddy

On Saturday May 10th, 2003, Sharon Rose (658) writes:

Ever seen the original Spawn, the one they aired at midnights on HBO years back (it's on dvd now)? That's the truth about the real ice cream man...**shiver**

On Wednesday July 9th, 2003, An Expired Member (83) writes:

Hey that movie rocked... so much fire...

On Monday April 21st, 2003, Markus Porkwing (713) writes:

Oh how his music beckons. Soooo evil, yet so tasty. I will have a scoooop of pastachio. YUM!

On Monday April 21st, 2003, An Expired Member (83) writes:

mmmmm.... Ice cream

On Sunday April 20th, 2003, liquid_emotion (417) writes:

not exactly my feelings of the icecream man *laugh* but oh, so interesting

On Thursday April 17th, 2003, Vampira (107) writes:

I love to hate the icecream man...he makes me scream!

On Tuesday April 15th, 2003, An Expired Member (94) writes:

LOL.scream all you want.you know you want to suck on a blow pop!!

On Monday April 14th, 2003, An Expired Member (3) writes:

hahaha nice job! i guess this is a nonsense poem?

On Monday April 14th, 2003, Wren (38) writes:

Ice cream! You scream! We all cream for I scream! Weee!

On Sunday April 20th, 2003, liquid_emotion (417) writes:

and hear I was thinking we all screamed for icecream!

On Sunday April 13th, 2003, King_Crazy_Dave (423) writes:

yay ice cream

On Sunday April 13th, 2003, Stranger (281) writes:

The dieters nemesis. Nice!

On Sunday April 13th, 2003, braindead_poet (581) writes:

lol thx for the laugh, we definitely need it from time to time.

On Sunday April 13th, 2003, ColdScaredAlone (121) writes:

aww, i love it! i can relate! high 5!!!

On Sunday April 13th, 2003, SnowQueen (64) writes:

lmao... cute.. we all hate and love the evil ice cream man..

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