I am hard
I am hard
Hard I am
How Hard I am!
How Hard I am!
I do not like
how hard I am!
Do you like
how hard I am?
I do not like your
hard on, Sam.
I do not like your
penis, man.
Should I stick it
here or there?
I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like your
hard on, Sam.
I do not like your
penis, man.
Would you like it
in your ear?
Would you like it
in your rear?
I would not like it
in my ear.
I would not like it
in my rear.
I would not like it
here or there.
I would not like it
anywhere.
I do not like your hard on, Sam.
I do not like your penis, man.
Would you suck it
nice and slow?
Would you suck it
down real low?
Not real slow.
Not down low.
Not in my ear.
Not in my rear.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like your hard on, Sam.
I do not like your penis, man.
Would you? Could you?
In a car?
Suck my balls then,
here they are.
I would not,
could not,
in a car.
You may like them.
You will see.
You may like them,
it is free!
I would not, could not even free.
Not in a car! You let me be.
I would not like it really slow.
I would not like it way down low.
I would not like it in my ear.
I would not like it in my rear.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like your hard on, Sam.
I do not like your penis, man.
My vein! My vein!
My vein! My vein!
Could you, would you,
drain my vein?
Not drain your vein! Not even free!
Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
I would not, could not, really slow.
I could not, would not, way down low.
I will not like it in my ear.
I would not like it in my rear.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
I do not like your hard on, Sam.
I do not like your penis, man.
Say!
In the dark?
Here in the dark!
Would you, fuck me in the dark?
I would not, could not, in the dark.
Would you, fuck me
in the rain?
I would not, fuck you in the rain.
Not in the dark. Not drain your vein.
Not in a car. Not even free.
I do not want it, Sam, you see.
Not really slow. Not way down low.
Not in my ear. Not in my rear.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it anywhere.
You do not like
my hard on, Damn!
I do not
like your
penis, man.
Could I, would I,
on your thigh?
You would not,
could not,
on my thigh!
Would I, could I,
in your eye?
You could not, would not, in my eye.
You will not, will not, on my thigh.
You will not fuck me in the rain.
You will not see me drain your vein.
Not in the dark! Not even free!
Not in a car! You let me be!
I would not like it really slow.
I would not like it way down low.
I would not like it in my ear.
I would not like it in my rear.
I would not like it here or there.
I would not like it ANYWHERE!
I do not like your penis, man!
I do not like your hard on, Sam.
You do not like it.
So you say.
Try it! Try it!
And you may.
Try it and you may, I say.
Sam!
If you will let me be,
I will try them.
You will see.
Say!
I do like your penis, man!
I do! I like your hard on, Sam.
And I would take it on my thigh.
And I would take it in the eye...
And I would fuck you in the rain.
And in the dark. And drain your vein.
And in a car. And even free.
It is so good, so good, you see!
So I will suck it really slow.
And I will take it way down low.
And I will take it in my ear.
And I will take it in the rear.
And I will take it here and there.
And I will take it ANYWHERE!
I do so like
your penis, Sam!
Thank you!
Thank you,
Sam I am.
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