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don't tell me your shit don't stink!

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Love you I do
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But don't tell me your shit don't stink
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Shut the goddamn bathroom door!!!

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On Thursday April 17th, 2008, Zophiel (399) writes:

Hahahahaha! I always come back to this one when I need a good laugh.

On Thursday October 7th, 2004, ElegantKiss (399) writes:

Haha, this was soo great.

On Wednesday October 6th, 2004, An Expired Member (75) writes:

ROFLMAO!!! great writing...i love it!!!*ScandaL*

On Saturday September 11th, 2004, Mr King (623) writes:

Funny... interesting too... I was wondering if this was simply a literal piece vs. there being a deeper or more universal meaning behind it. :~P

On Thursday September 9th, 2004, The Kid Of Corruption (146) writes:

Lol, put a smile on my face. Thanks

On Thursday September 9th, 2004, ONEANDLONELY (134) writes:

Are you moving in a different direction?Humor that is....a.o.k. by me...

On Saturday September 4th, 2004, DarkWolf (442) writes:

LOL. A very funny one. I don't wanna know the inspiration for it. Thank you again for causing me to laugh. -Michael

On Saturday September 4th, 2004, A_Puppet_Show (204) writes:

hehe great idea, I dont envy how you got it though *chuckle*

On Friday September 3rd, 2004, Dayer (200) writes:

LOL I love this, great job, it's perfect :)

On Friday September 3rd, 2004, King_Crazy_Dave (418) writes:

caroline, CAROLINE! see caroline all the guys would say she's mighty fine!

On Friday September 3rd, 2004, CorruptedLittleGirl (333) writes:

*laughs* I completely agree. This is awesome. Great write.

On Friday September 3rd, 2004, MEATGRINDER MAN (510) writes:

Thanks, Mystic! Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go change my underwear! I see this as an antidote to some of the 'shitty' poems some people write, including my own, so thanks. Damn! This made me laugh today! I'm still laughing! ~Shane~

On Friday September 3rd, 2004, sexually_sadistic (488) writes:

lol... this was great. good job!!! ~sex~

On Friday September 3rd, 2004, K_Love (686) writes:

hahaha... Wow... this is very... umm... unique. hahah wow, I like it muchos. ~Kirsten~

On Friday September 3rd, 2004, Sleepwalker (23) writes:

I love it....complete masterpiece. I can't stop laughing...great work

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