the new mathematically sound version:
I believe in God 99.99% of the time
.01% of the time one would be remiss to apply any adjective to me that is even remotely related to the words "happy" or "sane"
Why do I believe in God?
It is not what most of you would think
It is not a Priest or a preacher or a teacher
It is not a parent or a respected elder
It is Fact
I believe in the Big Bang
I have read a lot about it
The theory goes that all started in a single point of non-space
A black hole
We have found them now
But I digress
All matter exploded from a single point in space and, this is very important to me, TIME
Time is the Crux
Because what I failed to realise is that Time did not exist before Space
Time cannot exist without Space
Without Space, Time is meaningless
So if I believe God caused the Big Bang this fact is very important to me
Because
What good is an afterlife in a finite universe?
Time will end
God trancends time
This comforts me greatly
I fear losing my consciousness
I fear not haveing even the thought that I once was
I fear not being
However:
I would not dare to say I have a "disagreement" with the All Being, Master of Time Space and Dimension
Rather, I would euphamistically say that I have a "minor policy misunderstanding"
My minor policy misunderstanding with God is this
What is the Point?
Don't get me wrong Immortal Creator I am usually quite grateful to be here
But:
What is the point?
I am a bilogical being capable of procreation
Does it matter if I have 100 children or zero?
I am a thinking being capable of good and evil
Does it matter if I am a saint or if I kill thousands?
I am here
arguably because of You
Why?
What is the point?
I have knowledge of the light and darkness within me
I try to repress the darkness and reveal the light with greater or lesser sucess depending on the day and the situation
But God, not to complain, Sir
But
I really would be a happier person
I really would be a lot more content
I really would be more able to do "Your Will" on earth
If I just knew
What the Fuck it was.
End Poem:
Please nobody point me to the Bible or I will point you to the Koran which directly contradicts it in several places
Please nobody point me to the Koran or I will point you to the Torah which directly contradicts it in several places
Please nobody point me to the Torah or I will point you to the Bible which directly contradicts it in several places
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