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Bananas are yellow
They’re mushy and long
And if you don’t like bananas
Then something is wrong
Keep buying bananas
And gummy bears too
Mix it together
And you have Banana Stew.
Now the bananas are dancing
And peeling off all their skin
I said stop that banana
And he said I have a fat chin.
bananas are burning
left and right
i hope they make smores
with bananas in tights




Mechanical Pencils
Sometimes they click
Mechanical Pencils
One bit off my dick
I said stop that you graphite
He said I’m from mars
I said why are you dressed weird
He said hes a transvestite named lars.
My dad was a pencil in WWII
And a mechanical one at that
one day i ran out of lead
and we got into a spat
a spat that led to sexual contact
 and now we use ballpoint pens




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On Friday April 14th, 2006, SilentStalker (1318) writes:
...kinda funny; people on here trying to be so serious, then finally someone shows us how to just have fun again...nice one...


On Friday April 14th, 2006, thefairytaleheart (21) writes:
lol. you're insane


On Thursday October 20th, 2005, Nail Bunny (222) writes:
wow... tripped off anything i could have believed... no more drugs for you!! (or only the kind that make you sane) but wait, what fun would that be... fucking awesome...


On Tuesday April 19th, 2005, An Expired Member (3) writes:
hehehe. very twisted. i much enjoyed this one. you're fucking brilliant


On Thursday April 14th, 2005, AniDayz (1236) writes:
holy fuck my head...holy shit---i think this is the most fucking uniquely brilliant piece i ahve read on this site---i can not even say how twisted this is---all in a wonderful way---egaaad dammm......


On Tuesday April 12th, 2005, MelvinOliverDrauma (546) writes:
I must bow my head to such awesomness


On Monday April 11th, 2005, The Crimson Queen (1221) writes:
*head explodes*


On Monday April 11th, 2005, ardneK (100) writes:
badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom - >|


On Monday April 11th, 2005, An Expired Member (12) writes:
whoaaa,, lay off the acid


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ummmm.......wow okay


On Monday April 11th, 2005, Raven (367) writes:
uhh... very original..


On Monday April 11th, 2005, sIo (845) writes:
what the hell?



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