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I'm not smart enough to be a genius
I'm not handsome enough to be a model
I'm not dumb enough to be moron
I'm not witty enough to be a comedian
I'm not loved enough to be a husband
I'm not fast enough to be a runner
I'm not ugly enough to be an ogre
I'm not talented enough to be an actor
I'm not nerdy enough to be a geek
I'm not educated enough to be a teacher
I'm not skilled enough to be a tradesman
I'm not pious enough to be a saint
I'm not silly enough to be a clown
I'm not responsible enough to be a father
I'm not creative enough to be an artist
I'm not imaginative enough to be a writer
I'm not loyal enough to be a friend
I'm not mean enough to be a monster
I'm not rhythmic enough to be a lyricist
I'm not strong enough to be a fighter
I'm not accurate enough to be a sniper
I'm not lonely enough to be a loser
I'm not agile enough to be a thief
I'm not gullible enough to believe I can be any of these
But, I'm confident and happy
I'm the epitome of average
I'm not concerned enough to care




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On Wednesday August 11th, 2004, purr_verse (1427) writes:
very clever ending; multimeaninged... this was most impressive. :)


On Wednesday August 11th, 2004, indefined (684) writes:
hahah, this was great, very amusing. this epitome of average seems to me an epitome of unique.


On Wednesday August 11th, 2004, GirlintheBox (50) writes:
hey, you have a poem with a bunch of "im not"-s, i have a poem with a bunch of "you think"-s. cool. *krystal*


On Wednesday August 11th, 2004, An Expired Member (10) writes:
horray. we all should be confident and happy and not concerned enough to care! great write. *Sunshine*



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