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I work in tech support. We have an employee directory with pictures. I can't tell off the idiots and assholes over the phone and keep my job. So, when I have to deal with a fucktard, I get their pic and alter it for my own amusement. How do you cope with assholes?

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On Wednesday September 19th, 2007, steuss (141) writes:

thank you for this. brought a smle to my face. I like the displaced anger

On Monday July 25th, 2005, BeautifulCalamity (575) writes:

haha, awesome. the guy looks like eddie munster even before you messed with his picture. poor man.

On Sunday December 19th, 2004, JiNx (142) writes:

Dude I love it lol that is cool.. -Jinx(ie)

On Tuesday October 19th, 2004, weheldhandsattheendoftheworld (120) writes:

nice coping mechanism.. i must say its one of the funniest i've encountered and im glad you share it with us!

On Friday October 15th, 2004, AHHH (238) writes:

oh. I love it. very awesome. I like your method of dealing with assholes ...

On Sunday September 5th, 2004, Twilight (2084) writes:

sexy-beast...as sexy as a beast. beast are sexy arent they? beast sexy you sexy beast!

On Thursday July 8th, 2004, Exodus (210) writes:

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!ahhh! i love it....this is so awesome

On Tuesday June 29th, 2004, An Expired Member (30) writes:

that is so awesome... ROCKIN' HARD CORE!

On Friday June 25th, 2004, Mistress Morbid (593) writes:

Hell yeah, that is what I would be doing. hahaha

On Friday June 25th, 2004, Instant Insanity (726) writes:

lol , this is cool

On Wednesday June 23rd, 2004, aXe FactoR (426) writes:

wow, its very very realistic... LOL, ur awesome! -MeL-

On Wednesday June 23rd, 2004, An Expired Member (10) writes:

pretty trippy

On Saturday June 19th, 2004, girlafraid (577) writes:

excellent

On Friday June 18th, 2004, glasshouse (771) writes:

I turn them into ACTUAL vampires. lol. j/k. Loved this. Beautiful work. You should look into plastic surgery for a profession. lol. Koolness. -Glass

On Friday June 18th, 2004, Griffin (134) writes:

great idea

On Friday June 18th, 2004, sixsixnine (580) writes:

i used to work for tech support for sbc dsl but never thought of this LOL fucking cool man *669*

On Friday June 18th, 2004, Beautiful Scars (245) writes:

haha, thats awsome.

On Friday June 18th, 2004, Midnight Shadow (89) writes:

Lol...this is so cool. It actually is very believable. Great way to cope with shit. ~Tracy

On Friday June 18th, 2004, An Expired Member (10) writes:

Very good way to release the hate lol... I think it's time I go buy photoshop... very good idea

On Friday June 18th, 2004, An Expired Member (38) writes:

I like it. Least that will keep ya outta jail... Dont cope with assholes by beating the shit outta them. Trust me, ; )

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