I'm talking about people
Who gossip about others
As if that's enough evidence to change somebody's opinion.
I'm talking about people
Who are lousy at being manipulative
And are obvious about the situations and people they try to manipulate.
I'm talking about people
Who pride themselves
In being the biggest assholes they can possibly be.
I'm talking about people
Who celebrate the fact
That they have unresolved issues.
I'm talking about people
Who don't feel complete
Unless they can start or engulf themselves within some kind of drama.
I'm talking about people
Who always manage to find excuses
For committing deliberately insensitive actions.
I'm talking about people
Who fully admit to living in a fantasy world
And wonder why they're not being taken seriously.
I'm talking about people
Who need to put everybody down
In order to feel better about themselves.
I'm talking about people
Who stick their noses in other people's affairs
And don't do a damn thing about their own lives.
I'm talking about people
Who are in their mid to late 20's
Yet still need to rebel against their parents.
I'm talking about people
Who see life as a poker game
And use this philosophy as an excuse to bluff at every opportunity.
I'm talking about people
Who will befriend you
Just to get something out of you.
I'm talking about people
Who would sell their own mothers
In order to get ahead in the world.
I'm talking about people
Who talk to you about all of their problems
But are conveniently deaf to yours.
I'm talking about people
Who base their negative opinions of you
On somebody else's negative opinions.
I'm talking about people
Who try to talk to you
Knowing that you don't like them.
I'm talking about people
Who think they can take advantage of you
And then think you're crazy when you call them on it.
I'm talking about people
Who make blatantly sexual comments to your face
And then proceed to mock you behind your back.
I'm talking about people
Who try to get you to play their childish games
As it applies to romance.
I'm talking about people
Who look through the friends on your MySpace page
And sum up whether he or she would fuck him or her.
I'm talking about people
Who will befriend someone of the opposite sex
And only see that person as a potential fuck buddy.
I'm talking about people
Who make racially insensitive remarks
Yet claim they're not racist.
I'm talking about people
Who make fun of the mentally challenged
Yet they want to teach special education classes.
I'm talking about people
Who do nothing but complain about their lives
Yet do nothing to make it better.
I'm talking about people
Who feel you've done something wrong
And resort to passive-aggressive harassment.
I'm talking about people
Who will break off their friendship with you
Over something as trivial as politics.
I'm talking about people
Who act as if the social laws of intermediate school and high school
Apply to every situation they encounter.
I'm talking about these types of people
Because I'd really like to get inside their heads
And strap dynamite to their brains.
I'm talking about these types of people.
Do you think I'm talking about you?

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