You were a lousy lover and a friend.
I'm sorry babe. I don't mean to offend,
But it's been five years since I saw you last,
And even though the past is just the past,
I can't forgive you for hurting me bad.
Only loving me for the cash I had
But not enough to keep you in my life.
To think, I wanted you to be my wife.
So what's happened to you since we last met?
What's that? You haven't had your first time yet?
You haven't even dated other guys
Since we stopped looking in each other's eyes?
No man has ever been as kind as me?
Well, let me tell you how it's going to be.
I do not date any girl out of pity
Or get whipped by bitches who act shitty.
You tainted your looks with your true colors,
Making you look worse than Sally Struthers.
What's that? You never meant to do me wrong?
And you still think about our special song?
Okay, could that line be any more weak?
Just get a life, you crazy obsessed freak.
It did not work out, just accept that fact.
I don't care about the action that you lacked.
You won't see me crying tears down my face
Or knocking on the door to your new place.
Won't send a note and won't ring your doorbell.
No phone calls, no e-mail, no AOL.
It would be best to start your life anew.
Find someone else who can put up with you.
So good luck with all your future plans
And may you find a kinder, gentler man.
But remember that what we had has died
And your motion to return has been denied.

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