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Dear Tom Cruise,

Recently, I have been troubled by your remarks on mental health. This includes, but is not limited to the disparaging comments towards Brooke Shields and Matt Lauer. As somebody who has suffered from bipolar disorder for many years, I can say in absolute confidence that my medication helps me. And yes, I have taken vitamins and practiced yoga, neither of which has worked. Thankfully, I am no longer looking over my shoulder or hearing random voices, and I have both psychology and psychiatry to thank for that.

I do not condemn your viewpoint wholeheartedly, Tom. After all, Ritalin and Adderall are prescribed way too often and ADD is overly diagnosed. I will grant you this. However, the tones of your beliefs are way out of line, especially since you will never experience postpartum depression.

As appealing as Scientology may be from an outsider looking in, more people need to know the truth about what your people stand for. You are a bunch of cult members who follow the teachings of a compulsive liar, and while you sleep, the layman Scientologists are being tortured and brainwashed like concentration camp prisoners. Dianetics is more of a pseudoscience that psychiatry, and it merely borrows aspects of psychology and scratches the surface of mankind’s problems. One more thing I will grant you is that the multimedia on the Dianetics website is amazing. But you will just have to excuse me if the theory of extraterrestrials possessing our souls is hard to swallow. Plus, I also know that if I have a tumor, I should have it checked out by a doctor and not submit to a cockamamie personality test.

Please do not be offended by my skepticism, Mr. Cruise. I respect your "religion" even though the thought of an alien named Xenu dropping an H-bomb on our planet makes me chuckle just a little bit. But keep in mind that the ideas of retrieving divine knowledge from a stone, a burning bush, and a man claiming to be the son of God also brings me to laughter. You have crossed a fine line with your fallacious arguments and self-righteousness. In summary, you are dangerous to those afflicted by mental illness and I am simply grateful to live a stable life. It's just too bad that I can't be more complementary of L. Ron Hubbard, Scientology, Dianetics, or "Battlefield Earth."

Sincerely,

Jack Freedman, on behalf of 20% of America

CC: John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Lisa Marie Presley, Isaac Hayes, Juliette Lewis, Giovanni Ribisi, Kelly Preston, Jenna Elfman, Jason Lee, and Greta Van Susteren.




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On Saturday February 23rd, 2008, carlosjackal (1726) writes:
word.


On Saturday February 23rd, 2008, Alanarchy (1703) writes:
I definately enjoyed this. Glad I found it through the Feedback Page. I'm too sick and out of it to go into great detail about my own opinions. Anyway, they pretty much mirror yours. I saw an episode of law and order just last night along these very lines. Funny how the world works, considering you posted this in 06. Yeah I'm rambling. I'll stop by saying, if I got to choose the alien soul inhabiting my body, I'd choose Alf. Alf for sure.


On Saturday February 23rd, 2008, An Expired Member (49) writes:
Dude ...N-I-C-E


On Saturday February 25th, 2006, manywalks (949) writes:
Damn shame he'll probably never see this. They do tend to forget to mention the little people that have , somehow, quit living whilst recieving their "treatments" and "cures". ~ mw


On Friday January 27th, 2006, GhettoZombie (10) writes:
Hey man, when a celebrity thinks he can tell people how to live their lives, I reserve the right to verbally rip him or her to shreds in my writing. And I'm sorry if satirical commentary directed towards a well-known scam disguised as a religion makes me


On Friday January 27th, 2006, GhettoZombie (10) writes:
self-righteous.


On Friday January 27th, 2006, Six-Out (1820) writes:
On a real note, you say you respect the religion and opinions of this man, yet you do so in a very sarcastic and, in your own way, selfrightious way. Great job on being on his level.


On Friday January 27th, 2006, Sharon Rose (664) writes:
yeah, it was great, wasn't it? :P


On Friday January 27th, 2006, The Crimson Queen (1231) writes:
Bravo!


On Friday January 27th, 2006, Six-Out (1820) writes:
I liked Mission Impossible. Go Tom!


On Friday January 27th, 2006, Collective Amnesia (234) writes:
thank god, someone has to tell him, sheesh who does he think he is?


On Friday January 27th, 2006, PoeticHellion (244) writes:
Amen.



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