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This poem was created using alternating lines from four different books.
The Bible
House-Hold Hints and Handy Tips
The Evolution of Consciousness
Chilton's Basic Auto Repair

Celestial Cyborg Surgery

 therefore leave me alone that I may wax hot against them
when the rubber blade wears out, turn it over
splitting the brain through the two hemispheres
flow of fuel through this system is adjustable

and the lord spoke unto Moses that same day saying
programmable controls let you set a series of different power levels
although our methods are still barely adequate
all mechanical units may be adjusted

and it came to pass, all had heard the words
Caution: Vomiting and diarrhea can lead to dehydration
 while unconscious interpretations usually work very well
increasing the point gap will decrease the dwell angle

we then as workers together
to prevent glue squeeze-out from
the central bewilderment of the human mind
correct the readings according to the temperature on the hydrometer






 


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On Sunday May 4th, 2008, Echoes of Orpheus (693) writes:
ahaha, this was a great idea, enjoyed the read the whole way through *salutes*


On Friday June 9th, 2006, Astra Dei (632) writes:
brilliant.


On Tuesday August 24th, 2004, scorpionstale (27) writes:
That is absolutly fabulous. I've never laughed so hard and pondered the odd sense it makes in the back of my head at the same time.


On Tuesday August 24th, 2004, MEATGRINDER MAN (510) writes:
I agree w/tainted letters. This rocks.


On Monday May 31st, 2004, Anth (1571) writes:
deep meaningful and so imaginative, yet so much life in your work thats hard to describe, originality and would quirky be a right word to use? either way a pleasure to read another masterful work of yours thats quite unlike any other


On Tuesday January 20th, 2004, stormtalk (881) writes:
Awesome idea... I wish more people would read this, it'd inspire some interesting writing!


On Friday December 19th, 2003, manunkind (89) writes:
if you published a book of poetry, i'd buy it.


On Tuesday August 12th, 2003, whort_diddy (204) writes:
lol, I liked this poem~whort_diddy


On Tuesday June 10th, 2003, ColdScaredAlone (121) writes:
underneath the humor lies something deep....i'll come back when i can properly identify it.

 
© 2004 Matthew Steven
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