"Supermarket Sex" by GrandaddyBonegrinder
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Supermarket Sex Hoover sat suckin' on a Miller with his friends Bud and Johnny Walker, Charmin all the folks down at Grandma Brown's Dynamo. He's bragging 'bout all his Lays and tellin' everyone how this Franco American is no Peter Pan. He Wiskas to Hefty about a Secret rendezvous near Land O' Lakes with Regina, old General Mills young wife, and left the bar. Glad to be on his way, Hoover day-dreamed of Caressing her Ivory skin and Pledged to himself a Gold Medal performance. He stopped briefly at the Maxwell House, bought a Carnation from Mrs. Smith and rode out to the Arrid Glade where he could show Regina his Eveready Cool Whip. But in his Zest for her Honeywell, Hoover failed to use U.S. Logic and was observed by an Arizona Citizen who promptly informed the General. General Mills had Smith and Wesson form a Posse. Johnson and Johnson, J.C. Penny, Sherman Williams, and Mr. Clean, vowed by the Arm and Hammer of the law to bring the Brute to justice. A Lucky Strike for Hoover, however, still only half way through his Bounce, for the Posse runs smack-dab into Mitsubushi, Toyota, Sony and Clyde, a gang of Copy-Cat Japanese outlaws. The ensuing battle kills everyone but Clyde who has a deep religious experience among the dead, and moves to Milwaukee to become a Lifesaver. Grandaddy Copyright 2004 GrandaddyBonegrinder
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On Saturday February 23rd, 2008, freudian-slip (396) writes:
I always loved this. All the way to the SAVE-MART.
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On Friday May 12th, 2006, Kinkypoptart (755) writes:
Makes me want to go to the supermarket. :p Great write ~*~TarT~*~
On Thursday July 7th, 2005, bloody LOVEly (111) writes:
wow...this put a grin on my face and made my day a little less boring. I have the urge to go grocery shopping now, haha! +_+
On Friday October 15th, 2004, An Expired Member (55) writes:
haha! this is great! i love it all, its all very witty!
On Tuesday October 12th, 2004, Sharon Rose (666) writes:
By the way, I really dig the custom skin on your page...
On Monday October 11th, 2004, K_Love (684) writes:
haha this is fucking great. Very intertaining and kept me reading and reading. ~Kirsten~
On Monday October 11th, 2004, hate_doll (327) writes:
hahahahahahahahaha....this is just marvelous...verry clever :) you are the master...
On Monday October 11th, 2004, NikesRain (1420) writes:
ROFLMAO oh my goodness you brought back a lot of memories. We use to do try and do these "brand name" stories a lot. Absolutely brilliant ;)
On Monday October 11th, 2004, Johny_D_Lewis (603) writes:
Roflmao!!! This was brilliant! Ohm, hillarious as well, Awesome!!! I wish I could fav this, but alas, it's Ian's account ^_^
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