"Bertha-fied" by GrandaddyBonegrinder
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Bertha-fied
Skinny little women, never turned me on I need a big-breasted mama with some meat on her bones so, I'd been searchin' for a lover who'd do right by me one who jiggles when she waddles, makes the floorboards creak then one day I met this woman who was thrice my size oh lord, how I began to fantasize Big ol', Bertha, you're lookin' good you're a high class lady and you really should be the vision of pure loveliness that's messin' with my mind great, good god-al-mighty I've been .... Bertha-fied I love a great big woman, I must confess over six hundred pounds of woman'ess great huge shoulders and big ol' hips a fully packed mama with bright red lips yea, the kind that if she grabbed ya she could break your spine oh god, I think about my Bertha all the time Big ol', Bertha, you're lookin' good you're a high class lady and you really should be the vision of pure loveliness that's messin' with my mind great, good god-al-mighty I've been .... Bertha-fied well I remember all the pleasures of our weddin' night how we snuggled and we cuddled 'till we turned out the light at last I'm all alone with my mountain of love then she whispered, honey, let me take you round the world by the time that she was finished I was black and blue there oughta be a law 'ginst what this girl can do Big ol', Bertha, you're lookin' good you're a high class lady and you really should be the vision of pure loveliness that's messin' with my mind great, good god-al-mighty I've been .... Bertha-fied Copyright 2004 GrandaddyBonegrinder
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