A is for Addict,
B is for Bong,
C is for Cheech,
     and also for chong.
D is for dank, that grass that I smoke,
     and E is for all the eigths that I've toked.
F is for fuck, cuz it's better when your high,
     and G is for the grass that makes me cough n cry.
H is for the hydro, that fucks me up,
     and I means I'm stoned, so baby let's fuck!
J is for the joints that bring us together,
     and K means Kasper is stoned forever.
L is the liquor we drink when we're baked,
     and M is for mary-jane, this shit aint fake.
N is for naughty, just like Z,
     O is for the ossifer we run when we see!
P is for my trusty pipe,
     and Q is for all the Q.Ps in my life!
R is for resin, I smoke in a puff,
     and S is for shwag, when business is rough.
T is for tin, shaped to a bong,
     and U is for the unicorns that dance all day long!
V is for the vodka I drink to get drunk,
     and W is for waterbong my weed takes a dunk.
X is for your bag of ecstacy,
     Y is your private stash of weed,
Z is for zig-zags instead of blunts,
     these are Z's ABC's,
           shut up you fucking cunt.

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